caesar hater

suffering from ailments (studying caesar) and being plagued by diseases (caesar)

[caesxr]

the first triumvirate was a real diversity win if you think about it

[caesxr]

sorry for not elaborating on this one. i meant because caesar was neurodivergent (bald) and the other two were probably some flavour of lesbian

[caesxr]

happy pride month

[wavaur]

the inherent eroticism of a roman civil war

[mcaelius]

[whitecat2049]

"im about to pull what is called a 'pro gamer move'" - Cleisthenes of Athens in 508 BC

[mcaelius]

[mcaelius]

one consul is creepy and the other is wet

[mamercus]

the roman people did not want to elect mamercus consul because he was an expired silica gel packet

[romehbo]

caesar summer. hot girl gallic war

[romehbo]

caesar summer:

getting topped by an older, more powerful man (allegedly)

establishing a tyranny

seizures

unjustified war of conquest for personal political gain

going bald

writing an autobiography

getting gangbanged by your coworkers

[thoodleoo]

marcus junius pera told me the carthaginians keep defeating the roman army so i asked how many soldiers he has and he said he just goes to the general population of rome and conscripts new soldiers afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding roman soldiers to hannibal and then gaius terentius varro started crying

[p-clodius-pulcher]

In the ancient Roman republic“annoying little hater” was a respected public office with a proud history

[consulships]

pompey literally hatched those pomplings out of his eggs that he Incubated and then took them to War

[noneofthesewillbringdisaster]

just got told the fate of the kingdom rests in my hands AGAIN 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[sextuspompey]

when you think about it, antony pretending octavian slept with caesar to get named in the will like he himself didn't get a full reconciliation + consulship after a month in caesar's carriage is so funny. how are you even bad at defamation

[catoneuticense]

i would have sucked the dictatorship out of him

- cic.fam.12.4

[tyrian-red]

latin translation / TRANSLATIO LATINA

FELLAVERIM DICTATVRAM EX ILLO

HOC IN PARTEM IIII LIBELLI XII EPISTVLARVM AD FAMILIARES SCRIPTVM CICERONE

[necrophilologist]

cicero wins the most responsible adult in young caelius’ life award on account of the others being somehow worse

[mithartu]

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other

[caesxr]

giving my big stupid faggot caesar presentation tomorrow in front of Actually Important People

[caesxr]