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deliberately picking a thesis topic that i know will involve reading copious amounts of cicero and then vomiting and shivering and convulsing whenever i have to read cicero

#he's like my comfort character but he's real and he brings me no comfort #i cannot wait for this shite to get submitted so i can never be involved in academia again YAY

mcaelius

a month into researching my final thesis here’s what i can confirm at this stage. there appears to have been a guy called caesar.

#had my last meeting w my supervisor before i have to send her my finished first chapter im shitting and convulsing rn #she’s going to drag me into the street and get the town crier to announce my execution

why is he so fucking annoying

#i just know he would be insufferable to be around but i am kicking my legs and giggling nontheless

ok

mcaelius

#ohghuhh yeah good poast

mcaelius

okay first of all rome isn't real so jot that down

pompeiusliker

en-theos

Well,

p-clodius-pulcher

Late republican history always reads like:

In the consulship of whovius giveus ashittus, a plebeian tribune* proposed a law to stop setting poor people on fire to heat the homes of the senators. This sparked weeks of bloody fighting in the streets at the end of which the tribune was exploded badstyle and the law was unanimously voted down

* it is speculated that the tribune was seeking praetorship which is why the law was presented to the senate