Welcome to The Dumpster!

Hm. I shitpost. My schedule is: not posting for a month straight and then posting a barrage of posts on one day.

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i am the sun, rising again with each day i am the moon, shining brightly at night    i am the voice for those who cannot speak i am everything they tell me not to be

- i am

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it’s time for the truth

people who think annabeth is smarter than leo don’t deserve rights :/

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Im just,,,, why does will solace get more attention than the kane chronicles???

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listen. it’s because he gay

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september is a blessed month. wayward son... tyrant’s tomb... area 51 raid... can we get a fuck yeah for september 

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important

Leo is a bottom

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AITBKDHEJD I POSTED THIS?????????

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how dare you slander me like this

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you’re telling me love exists out of a john green novel???? yeah right

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Remember when the fucking Notre Dame burned down and everyone knew instantly and it was over every single news outlet?

Well there’s been a massacre going on in Sudan for DAYS and NOBODIES COVERING IT!

So there is currently a media blackout in Sudan to try and coverup the horrors taking place:

Stop what you’re doing and please reblog this. Innocent people are being murdered, people are trapped, have no internet access, and are being raped by the dozens on the streets of Sudan.

The death toll is estimated to be over 300 civilians. And the fact that not a single major news outlet is covering this is horrific and disgusting. Please help get the word out about Sudan!

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This is horrific wtf? It’s horrible that no one seems to know about it.

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fellow lesbians/sapphics, especially lesbians, block @rougher-and-harder. he’s a cishet man with a porn blog who seems to browse the lesbian related tumblr tags, save girls’ selfies, and send them back to them via dm, saying we’re “perfection”.

he also reblogs posts from other porn blogs that seems to be about corrective rape/men having sex with lesbians, so he’s definitely dangerous, especially for those of us who have experienced sexual abuse.

if you’re not a lesbian/wlw/sapphic, you should reblog this.

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okay full offence but i’m seeing non-wlw/sapphic people only liking this, and tbh you’re not helping at all. liking it isn’t going to help the gay girls following you stay safe, you have to reblog it for them to see it.

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told a guy i met that i almost named my google home alexa and he called me “just cruel”

i also called lasagna “spaghetti cake” and everyone looked at me in disgust.

meeting new people really was the best part of all this

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they have a great sense of humour i can say anything and they’ll laugh unlike the idiots back at home

i told them i have to social skills of an undomesticated orangutan living in a tropical rainforest in sumatra, indonesia.

and also i told them about that one time i ate a weirdly hard baguette at a hotel and when i went down for breakfast the next day the baguette basket had a sign next to it that said “for decoration purposes only- do not eat”

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“they have a great sense of humour i can say anything and they’ll laugh unlike the idiots back at home”

i thought you loved me but i guess im boo boo the fool :(

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I said the IDIOTS back home. you are not an idiot back home. you are thot.

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im not? damn :)

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told a guy i met that i almost named my google home alexa and he called me “just cruel”

i also called lasagna “spaghetti cake” and everyone looked at me in disgust.

meeting new people really was the best part of all this

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they have a great sense of humour i can say anything and they’ll laugh unlike the idiots back at home

i told them i have to social skills of an undomesticated orangutan living in a tropical rainforest in sumatra, indonesia.

and also i told them about that one time i ate a weirdly hard baguette at a hotel and when i went down for breakfast the next day the baguette basket had a sign next to it that said “for decoration purposes only- do not eat”

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“they have a great sense of humour i can say anything and they’ll laugh unlike the idiots back at home”

i thought you loved me but i guess im boo boo the fool :(

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hate that feeling when you’re just minding your own business and suddenly your brain goes “you annoyed this person at exactly 12:34 PM on February 12, 2016, Friday and now they hate you, kill yourself” 

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time seems to go by quicker when you woke up at 10? where did the day go. how am i supposed to seize the fuckin day if the day is almost fuckin gone

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yeah i hate it when you wake up and you see it’s dark and you slept for 12 hours straight like you were in a fucking coma. hate that feeling

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What would life be without peanut butter

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peanut slightly better.

(sometimes i love pb. other times not so much)

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you come into MY house, disrespect MY peanut butter

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What would life be without peanut butter

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you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

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Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

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…u sure?

[evilrobot123]

Yes! Please show us!

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ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

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what happens next, Fish?????

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anxiety coming at me whenever i talk to someone

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WRITE A PARAGRAPH

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It’s almost midnight, and here I am. Curled up in an alley with my knees crunched up to my chest. Pathetic. But I haven’t been the same since I heard it. That diabolical monster... I never believed her. She said she would, but I never believed it. She wouldn’t, I told myself, you wouldn’t, I told her. Didn’t know she had the nerve... but she did.

She said it in my ear. There, in that darkened theatre. I didn’t want to hear it, didn’t want to believe it, but I knew she was right. That it was true. A cursed phrase, a cursed saying. She gripped my arm and whispered... my eyes widened and my mouth dropped open.

“It’s rewind time.”

Dedicated to @butterfly-flowers, who said this cursed phrase when we were watching Endgame together. This is not an accurate depiction, if you were wondering whether we actually have a very toxic friendship. We are best friends even though she is a stupid bitch. Because I am one too.

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what if. we all ghost. and life? fake. what if.