where were the spiders?

who's betting that my wife's gonna send a freaky ask bc of us matching pfp's once again. i love them so much <3

[caffeinated-emo-twink]

hi i'm L/esophagus and i'm married to satan @emo-crack-cult

i don't really know what's going on here, if you figure it out you can let me know

[naciooowo]

some fan art 💥

[witchhumpergeneral]

Sorry for not posting on this blog

[sugarsourgrape]

haven’t posted in a while but yay here’s amity

[sosaysdean]

hashtag family

[3cheers]

Gerard: at the early shows I refused to say the name of the band because I didn’t want them to know if I was gay or not

[3cheers]

[nessa007]

[claudiagray]

Not going to "The Odyssey" for even a hot second, at any price.

[omtai]

oh log we’re really in it now

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

[tarantula-bones-deactivated2026]

[l5e448]

I can't unsee Marcy clover hair

[depsidase]

[caffeinated-emo-twink]

shitttt college essay and scholarship research

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fiore-firelily]

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[universeleads]

Walked into my therapists office and she told me that they have a psych intern now and she wanted to know if he could sit in on our session to observe and I was like "what the hell, sure" because I think it's important for students to observe real life interactions, except then he brought in a folding chair and sat in the corner and watched as we talked, and every single time I looked over at him I thought "no way they put bro in the therapy cuck chair" and had to fight for my life to stay focused and not laugh in his face

[universeleads]

Imagine you're a new therapy intern and you sit in on a session and the patient keeps looking at you like this and fighting a battle to keep a straight face

[annabelllewallis]

i don’t hate series finales because it’s the ending of a show.. i hate them because somehow writers find a way to fuck up the whole show in just one episode