Neither wolf nor ram

HEY HI You can call me Kaz One Wydeawake Boi #0747 Please be patient with me and tell me where you came from so i dont freak out and ignore you anywhere.

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[classjezter]

Was Starscream veey affected by losing his other Sparks?

He took it about as well as expected, which for Starscream, is not great

He never truly forgave himself for losing them. Not just because of the lives lost before they could even begin, but because their absence left Nova alone. She’ll grow up without siblings, without a built in support of her own kind. And with no other Seekers her age, or any untrined Seekers at all, her chances of ever finding a trine were painfully slim.

For Seekers, a trine isn’t just tradition, it’s basic survival. Trines are their foundation, their family, the bond that stabilizes their minds and sparks. Flying, fighting, living is easier and safer, when a seeker’s spark is in sync with at least one other. Without a trine of their own, their lives are lonelier, and for some it can be unbearable.

[classjezter]

So in rescue bots ( not academy ) there are times you can see the humans in they’re like chest compartments ( which is just basically the front half of the car seating and all ) and I’m mentioning it because I stand by the headcanon of behind able to put sparklings in that chest compartment when they’re clingy, and i fear I may need to tell someone else so you get to deal with it now :))

And I’m mentioning this because just imagine ( I’m using my oc for this ) a autobot who’s got a sparkling that’s a seeker; and seeker sparklings are probably really clingy and need to be with they’re carrier or sire but like unless you’ve got extra arms you can’t really hold a sparkling and work so chest compartments, it’s like they’re still with the carrier and probably gets the sparkling to nap well the carrier can work.

thank you for listening to my Ted talk ( rambling )

Very fun Ted Talk, I like the concept. For seekers the headcanon that their sparkling can just be stored in their cockpits is pretty common, it’s one of my favorites. For other alts it’s not too common for them to stick their sparklings in their chassis (chest) though. I think some can, those who have a lot of space like Optimus or Ratchet, while others with less space can’t, like Jazz since he’s so small.

Another option I really like for clingy sparkling is the magnet baby method, where they just stick to their creators or others.

I’m thinking of adding the magnet baby headcanon to my AUs, it’s grown on me, and there’s a bunch of funny scenarios I can think of.

[classjezter]

At what point would the magnetism just stop? Like what age would they no longer be able to magnet, cause I’m imagining the minute they turn that certain age and they are magnetized to their parent they just fall off

While it would be funny if the magnets just suddenly gave out one day, the process is a lot more gradual. Around five vorns old (when sparklings start developing the ability to transform into their alt mode) the magnets in their frame begin to lose strength over time until they eventually stop working altogether.

At this age, they start developing their independence. Up until then, they need near-constant contact with their creators to feel safe and regulated. But once they reach this stage, they can go longer and longer without needing to be in their creators’ immediate presence before getting distressed.

[bwabbitv3s]

Now I am just imagining sparklings going through that short phase a lot of toddlers do where they hate being picked up and just run everywhere. Only in their alt mode so you get them zooming around like little RC cars.

[classjezter]

THIS. Imagine the thing toddlers and kids do were they just randomly start running away from their parents because they feel like it, but they are actually fast because they can transform into a vehicle

[classjezter]

How did the decepticons react to term 2 starscream (getting chunky)

Starscream (and seekers) are generally already considered attractive by cybetronian standards, so while carrying, he turned even more heads than usual. Even so, most of the decepticons know to avoid staring before:

A. Starscream takes it as a threat

B. His trinemates take it as a threat

Or C. Megatron takes it as a threat

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[worldheritageposts-official]

World Heritage Post

[monsoonsosoon]

reblogging again… need it bad lol 

[dragonfoxgirl]

I’m moving abruptly, so why the heck not.

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

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[mmelete]

[carby]

[orion-archives]

[wikipediahmms]

[mintblancmanche]

[axiondelta]

The only one left.

Megasound Week 2024 - 02: LOSS

Soundwave misses his other symbiotes. He won’t let anything happen to Laserbeak.

[orion-archives]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horses are easy to draw and their anatomy makes perfect sense

[obieros]

[obieros]

[snailstrailz]

I hate how Mojang says they won't add sharks bc "we won't make hostile mobs based on real animals" BITCH MAKE IT NEUTRAL OR BETTER YET, PASSIVE!

Make people want to breed/keep them around for underwater builds because they scare away drowned! Make them drop their teeth every few minutes like how chickens lay eggs as an alternative way to craft arrows or a new item! Add sharks to Minecraft in a positive way!!

Achievement called "friend, not food" for breeding sharks using fish!

Have variants based on which ocean they spawn in!

Upon killing a shark, it drops JACK SHIT!!

Edit:

Reblogs were turned off due to the fact that this post's popularity completely overwhelmed me and it was way too much for my stupid nurodivergent brain, so I did what I had to to not fuck myself up more. You're welcome to repost.

Edit 2: reblogs are back on

[enki2]

[fakesleepwalking]

prev tags too good not to save

[orcboxer]

[aphel1on]

i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good

[teathattast]

[flightyquinn]

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[roger-reblogs]

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.

[tobiasbones]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[orion-archives]