They Call Me Caffymunch

Rose - 20’s - Libra Male objectification - Self deprecation - Subverting expectation

[caffeinatedmunchkin]

Hello! My name is Rose. I'm a twenty-something baker, barista, and chocolatier. I make gifs and write fics whenever the mood takes me.

Below the cut is a guide with some handy links. I thank you kindly for taking the time to see what I'm about!

Have a good one!

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Games

Baldur's Gate 3;

✤ The Cost of Devotion {Astarion & Tav} 18+ ✤ To Bear Witness {Astarion & Tav} 18+ ✤ Pas de Deux {Astarion & Tav} 18+ ✤ A Promise Kept {Astarion & Tav} 18+ ✤ A Show of Hands {Astarion & Tav} SFW ✤ Hanging By A Thread {Astarion & Tav} 18+ ✤ Stop Me If You've Heard This One - Part 1 {Astarion & Durge} 18+ friend fic ✤ Stop Me If You've Heard This One - Part 2 {Astarion & Durge} 18+ friend fic

Dragon Age: The Veilguard;

✤ La Petite Mort {Emmrich & Rook} 18+ ✤ An Iron Hand in a Velvet Glove {Emmrich & Rook} 18+ ✤ Nourishment, Beyond the Physical {Emmrich & Rook} 18+

Movies

Basic Instinct 2 (2006);

✤ The Wolf Man Kindly Requests... {Det. Roy Washburn & Reader} 18+

The Black Phone (2021);

✤ Naughty Girl {Albert Shaw/The Grabber & Reader} 18+

Frankenstein (2025);

✤ Please Always Helps {Victor Frankenstein & Reader} 18+ ✤ Pressure and Release {Victor Frankenstein & Reader} 18+

The First Omen (2024);

✤ Actus Contritionis {Father Brennan & Reader} 18+

Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire (2024);

✤ A Joker in the Pack {Travis "Trapper" Beasley & Reader} 18+

Saturday Night (2024);

✤ The Shades Stay On {George Carlin & Reader} 18+

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✤ AO3 {the most polished, up-to-date source of my works}

Banner credit

[music-dreamers]

im on celebrity crush . com liking all the old guy pictures

[bardistraee]

>> CYBERPUNK 2077 (2020) dev. CD Projekt RED > loading.... [JOHNNY SILVERHAND] [1/∞]

[thenwedied]

THE BEAST IN ME | 1.05 Bacchanal

[skanavyarts]

Good morning, NCity.

[warden-commander-of-ferelden]

Neve Gallus - Dragon Age: The Veilguard

The wisps are drawn to something around here.

[pinkblanc]

[onewingedangels]

#just johnny being johnny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[nyancrimew]

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

[apfel-strudelz]

doodle

[entreri]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[sophsun1]

The X-Files – 3.04: Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose

[rastronomicals]

1:52 PM EDT June 1, 2026:

Big Thief - “Animals” From the album Masterpiece (May 27, 2016)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

[chelsamander]

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[firefox-official]

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

[bugshroom]

Body hair hairy chest hairy stomach hairy back hairy ass hairy legs hairy arms #YES