CaffeinatedCryptid

bi // 21 // WA

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second place but I don’t really care cause tbh I was personally p proud of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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its been a year since I raced my derby friends and since then I've gotten better skates, softer wheels, and a heck ton more practice in my quads

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deadass one of my worst start offs but a refinished floor means more grip so I can be evEN MORE SPEEDY

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ya idk why I decided to race in my quads for once

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that was such a bleh start off yikes

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I feel like I should start (seriously) looking into speed skate teams because I do want to get better but also yikes

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being a good skater and having crippling anxiety don't go together very well

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never miss an opportunity to show your pride (or to justify a rainbow cape)

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this is a few weeks old but I’m finally making noticeable progress on my speed skates

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[carminecitro]

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first race with speed skates went pretty good, especially now that I've gotten my start offs (mostly) figured out

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without hrt christmas is just cismas

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this pun works so beautifully well i cant believe the english language allows us to do this

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two brilliant ideas I had • try (and fail) on OGs • put speed skate boots on normal frames

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“ashton what are you doing?” “skating on my toes”

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“so you're leaving a skate rink to go to another skate rink?” nothing is better than a day full of just skating

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tfw I notice I’ve trimmed lap times by a few seconds which doesn’t sound like a lot but it means anywhere from 9 to 11 second laps. Bless! (also ignore that shit powerslide)