Cage Match: The Podcast!

A show where every week two Nicolas Cage movie characters duke it out to become the Cagiest Cage!

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We watched a happy Cage movie FOR ONCE! GOD! Check out our episode about the sickeningly saccharine It Could Happen to You!

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This week on Cage Match we discovered one of the most nuanced and intriguing Cage characters in an otherwise garbage movie that was almost literally unwatchable! It's Little Bobby Brown of Kiss of Death vs Paul Maguire of Rage!

(Listen to Episode 56 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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WE'RE BACK! We've been extra busy so our release schedule is all out of whack, but luckily we've managed to watch the Cage movie everybody loves to rag on (including Kevin): Vampire's Kiss!

(Listen to Episode 55 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We discuss the strange moral values of Rage, a movie with lots of violence but no swearing or nudity. We also delve into the possibilities of the Cowboy Mafia and gun tchotchkes! Give it a listen, won't you?

(Listen to episode 54 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We get to the nitty gritty of consent in the workplace this week on Cage Match. What happens when a drifter finds himself in an uncomfortable position with the foreman of a Los Angeles construction site? What's a higher rank than a foreman? You'll have to listen to find out!

(Listen to episode 53 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We squirm at the inappropriate use of Sarah McLaughlin songs and uncover the origin story of a certain Vengeful Spirit. It's City of Angels vs. Vengeance: A Love Story!

(Listen to episode 52 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We watched a legit good movie this week! Find out what happens when crooked cop Rick Santoro finds himself in the sights of the Vengeful Spirit John Dromoor. It's Snake Eyes vs. Vengeance: A Love Story!

(Listen to episode 51 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We're back with a truly terrible movie that houses perhaps our strongest contender to date: Arbiter of Justice John Dromoor. We watched Vengeance: A Love Story!

(Listen to episode 49 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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It's the moment we've all been waiting for: The Lucha Losers Extravaganza: Numero Dos! We're celebrating 50 episodes by pitting the best of the worst against each other in a Royal Rumble to determine WHO is the PENULTIMATE CAGE!

(Listen to Episode 49 to catch up!)(find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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On this Very Special Episode, we come to the season finale of "Speckles on the Run", where our heroic star nosed mole finds himself in the flight path of the world's best Apache helicopter pilot. It's Fire Birds vs. G-Force!

(Listen to episode 48 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We watched a movie about a serial rapist and murderer and WE HAD SOME OPINIONS. Also we've come up with a great new TV show called "Speckles on the Run" and we're looking for investors.

(Listen to Episode 47 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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The gang meets one of their most formidable contenders to date, a star-nosed mole named Speckles. Find out what happens when a wealthy suburban doctor has a pest control problem that's MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE. (That's a hint. You'll get it. Just listen.)

(Listen to Episode 46 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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This week, we have a sleek new replacement laptop filling in for Computer. Say hello to Ciri! (Featuring the voice of @cagematchpod‘s very own Cara!)

We also discuss the invention of the first magnets by powerful wizards, the long and well-traveled tale of the One-Eyed Monster, some actual facts about the catacombs of Paris, and Dr. Andrew’s deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secret!

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It’s true! If you want more weirdness that doesn’t NECESSARILY have to do with Nicolas Cage, check out this week’s Utter Bullsh*t!

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Come see what happens when a wealthy suburban dad invites America's favorite treasure hunter over for some friendly Independence Day competition in our most patriotic episode to date*! It's Brian from Inconceivable vs Ben Gates from National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets!

*citation needed

(Listen to episode 45 to catch up!)  (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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A new chapter of Cage Match has begun with National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets! We revisit our oldest friend Benjamin Franklin Gates and send him on a quest to find the invisible palace that floats above the Grand Canyon. With special guest Zach Galifianakis!

(Listen to episode 44 to catch up!)  (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

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We don't have a new episode this week, but if you missed it be sure to go back and listen to last week's episode: Dying of the Light! Let the tale of a rogue CIA agent with crippling dementia ring in the new year! And be sure to tune in next week for our Anniversary Spooktacular*!

(listen to episode 43 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)

*spooks not guaranteed

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TRUST us when we say this is a good movie and you should definitely watch it before we spoil the whole dang thing! We watched THE TRUST and gush about the chemistry between Nicolas Cage and Elijah Wood for a while. Then it's back, once again, to the streets of Las Vegas to check out the local art scene! Join us, won't you?

(Listen to episode 42 to catch up!) (find us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, or anywhere podcasts are sold!)