Touch fuzzy, get dizzy

Often nsfw, sometimes I'm gross and dumb. they/them

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[catcrumb]

[sacredslime]

[ghouls-on-film]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[wizardarchetypes]

booed off stage at the genre naming conference for calling knight x knight fiction 'landlord romantasy'

[excuse-me-thanks]

“i should take a walk for my mental health” boring, tired, i don’t even really wanna do it tbh

“i need to check the perimeter” i need to check the perimeter

[jame7t]

baba Yaga city. Baba yaga fucking city.

[cryptotheism]

Baba Yaga City on Chicken Legs

[grubarchived]

scarab moon

[baeddoll]

(Dming evil girlfriend) you love me because l am the one virtuous pretense in your fetid black heart

(Dming good girlfriend) you love me because l am your secret shame

[godkillerbrigade]

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

[godkillerbrigade]

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

[milfcastro-deactivated20251208]

Some people look better with less clothes and some of us were born with the painful absence of a Soviet era military winter overcoat

[cain-mozbie]

Nothing feels so comforting or sweet as the way you hold me. The way you treat me like your treasure, to be valued and guarded. I am being spoiled with embrace and it feels incredible

[luguuuu]

i’m coming over to colour and stare at you

[suigintou]

i bet it feels good as fuck to erupt from the soil as a skeleton warrior

[scavengedluxury]

Ouffff

[d3monl0ver]

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

[strawberrybananaslug]

urchin tear soda