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Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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I use this scene to explain implicit bias to people. his first instinct is to assume the aliens are violent and the girl is innocent, but instead of acting on those assumptions he takes time to recognize his bias, look at the situation again, and then act. 

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dark iron giant

you go i stay

[yourfursona]

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HIS HAIR?

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WACK

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HIS GEAR??

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WACK

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HIS JEWELRY???

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HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

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THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

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THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

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ME?

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I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

[idezwitch]

and i oop-

[whatevercomestomymind]

Boost this. Malicious fucking compliance y'all. Tie up their legal system with tens of thousands of cases. Burn their state government’s cash on this issue. Force them to play by the Nth degree of this idiotic rule.

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I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

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Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

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Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

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this entire thing is glorious

[argumate]

sci-fi plot: yeah and in this futuristic city he meets a woman–

producer: is she a stripper? is she a callgirl? does she get her tits out? is she a cop working undercover as a stripper? is she a sexy assassin who has sex with her victims and then kills them sexily? is she a robot stripper? is she a mystical being of pure energy who has no need for clothes and a great rack? is she a holographic beer advertisement?

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sci-fi plot: she’s an engineer who designs robots–

producer: does she wear a formfitting skintight jumpsuit? can you see her nipples? how well-defined is the crotch area? tell me about her feet

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i got this new sci-fi plot. basically there’s this robot girl except she’s got huge boobs. i mean some serious e-bees. a real set of cybadonkers. packin some jack-on-honkeros. massive crytopnecrovexillontonlogicals. big ol’ newton-hong-kong-erekoogers. what happens next?! evil corporate robot shows up with even bigger laser-mammos. humongous hydro-carbonic-pectoral-lactosers.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

my therapist: Cats (2019) can’t hurt you.

Cats (2019):

me, sobbing in a corner: WTF

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[biomic]

this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

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this is so bad this is the worst thing

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Bagworm Moth caterpillars collect little twigs and cut them off to construct elaborate tiny log houses to live in (photos: Melvyn Yeo, Nick Bay)

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I had to look this up because i thought there was no way these little faerie cabin-building caterpillars were real

Theyre magical

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The hickory horned devil (Citheronia regalis) is the largest caterpillar species in North America, and quite possibly the world. They can grow up to 6 inches in length. Their spines are a deterrent to predators but do not sting. (x x x x)

The hickory horned devil is the larval stage of the regal moth, seen below:

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reublack | black and white studies

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