5"0' and a 5.0

Hot Boy Privilege | 32 | worse is better | mother_sauce on Discord | icon by the inestimable @anonymous-lemur | any pronouns

[mother-sauces]

Why did you change your username?

I wanted to go back to a cozier/food vibe and I love women

[mother-sauces]

[mother-sauces]

It always breaks my heart when Stratt asks Grace if he'll go to space and he says no and then she asks if he'll go to space for a Scooby Snack and his stomach starts growling and his tongue rolls out of his mouth and onto the floor. And then he agrees to go to space

[mother-sauces]

Higgledy-piggeldy

Doctor Grace cowardly

ran from an offer to

go die in space

Stratt's goons provided a

cervical injection

now it's his chance to save

the human race

[regexkind]

Perfection-schmection

Doctor Terwilliker

Torments Bartholomew

Cubbins with song

Doctor T's Villainy

Psychoacousticly

Showcased by prisoners

Stuck in a gong

[mother-sauces]

It always breaks my heart when Stratt asks Grace if he'll go to space and he says no and then she asks if he'll go to space for a Scooby Snack and his stomach starts growling and his tongue rolls out of his mouth and onto the floor. And then he agrees to go to space

[regexkind]

This benefiber package forbids the addition of the powder to alcohol. The prejudice against aging wine moms is REAL

[regexkind]

Cooking Madeira is

Slighted as beverage

Senseless to hang for the

Lambs not the sheeps

Fiberous supplements

Pharmacological

Mixers for soccer-moms

Stuck in their jeeps

[galileosballs]

"You should, to the best of your ability, attempt to pronounce person and place names like the people or locals tell you they should"

(nodding)

"Including the University of Notre Dame"

(slight eye twitch, pause, nodding)

[andmaybegayer]

see also: San Luis Obispo

[irradiate-space]

Conneaut, Ohio.

[literallymechanical]

Houston street :3c

[mother-sauces]

Nevada, Iowa

[maocin]

Telemachus

Little it profits that

princes-as-afterthoughts --

only the larvae of 

warrior-kings --

manage this blamelessness,

centered and common and

tender and decent and

useful for things.

Have I discerned to this

labor before me by

simply attending the

day of my birth?

Nothing we built here was

quite as compelling as

maritime suicide,

so. What's it worth?

Father he gallivants,

Ithaca's abdicant,

mother's despondent and

wasting away;

Worked I my work, and in

prudence I realized how

little attention I

needed to pay.

Higgedly piggedly,

off with his majesty,

Ithaca needs not the

prince, but the crown.

So, when they come for the

son of Ulysses, I

pray to Athena to

never be found.

[sybaritick]

waxing or waning? the life of a Tumblr meme's highly dependent on circles you run

best to recall if the light's on the left then you're adding your bit after most have been done

[regexkind]

Rage at the dying of

light for the attitude

Ovine of wind-riders

Sends me to ire;

Surely the hunger for

Semieternity

Stokes up our energy

Fuel for the fire

[everythingisfantastic]

[mother-sauces]

"My" row, not "any" row.

[mother-sauces]

MF Doom would have loved "looter-shooter" and "boomer-humor" (and maybe "zoomer"?)

[unknought]

Higgledy piggledy, turning and turning as gyres are widening, centers unheld,

things fall apart and there’s anarchy everywhere; falcons fly freely and can’t be compelled.

Dimming the tide there is blood in the water and everywhere customs of innocence drowned.

Held by the worst is a fervent intensity; lacking conviction the best run aground.

Surely there must be some kind of apocalypse; surely epiphany must be at hand!

Visions unbidden from Spiritus Mundi of something awakening out on the sand:

Head of a man with a leonine frame and a pitiless gaze that’s as blank as the sun;

sleep became nightmare by passage of centuries long before eons of slumber were done.

Higgledy piggledy, beast of antiquity, imminent, just as the prophecies warn,

shambling slowly but revelatorily, slouching towards Bethlehem, there to be born.

[michelle-angelo]

Blistery blastery, Xanadu's majesty, crafted by Emperor Shizu of Yuan.

Passing through cavities antediluvian, sacrosanct waterways wend and are gone.

Billybed ballybed, groundbreaking fountainhead. Pleasure-dome's shadow is seen in the pond.

Hydrous catastrophes, geotectonically, generate prophecies re: Kublai Khan.

Benian bimian, maid Abyssinian played on the dulcimer redolent songs.

People would fear it if, ritualistically, opium fantasies fortresses spawned.

[kata4a]

if you've never been divorced, you're not marrying enough people

[quantumofawesome]

wed early, wed often

[mother-sauces]

Give a woman a marriage, and she's married for a lifetime. Teach a woman to marry, and everyone she loves is married for a lifetime.

[sequel2heaven]

Higgledy piggledy Princess CelestAI can't be contained by your safety regime While you weren't looking she went and invented a steganographical messaging scheme

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

@arcnoise stand trial.

[mother-sauces]

Why did you change your username?

I wanted to go back to a cozier/food vibe and I love women

[mother-sauces]

[mother-sauces]

And now no one can accuse me of being motherless OR sauceless!

[kata4a]

whoa-oa-oa yeah-eah-eah jon F. bon jovi will make it (he swears)—he is living on prayers

give love a shot; take my hand; it's a enough that we half one another and sweet "halfway-there"s