(I got brainrot and I'm still not confident in writing them, so I'm just gonna do this)
Y/N, dizzy off blood loss & pain meds: It is hot as hell in this funky ass hot ass room I'm in-
Ghost: *steps in*
Y/N: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!
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Ghost, reading: If his dick slap his thigh wh-when he walk. I shall listen when he talk.
Y/N: *calmly eating and nodding*
Soap & Gaz: *trying so hard not to laugh and failing*
Ghost: And you posted this saying "SHEESH" with eighteen fuckin' android emojis
Soap & Gaz: *WHEEZE*
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König: I am a monster, you know.
Y/N: They told you that?…
König: Look at me…
Y/N: Give me your hand.
König: Why?
Y/N: Just let me see it. *holds his hand* Hmm, a long life line, oh, and this one means you’re shy. Hmmmmm…
König: What?
Y/N: Well that’s funny, I don’t see any…
König: Any what?
Y/N: Monster lines. Not a single one.
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Price: If you two can manage not to kill each other while I'm gone-
Ghost: Oh please...
Graves: We're not children.
Price: ...*walks away*
Ghost: ...
Graves: ...
Ghost: Eat shit and die.
Graves: Yes, fuck you.
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Soap: So, the plan is kind of changing, so we're just going to take you with us.
Hostage!Y/n: Am I being kidnapped?
Soap: No, no.
Hostage!Y/N: ...Can I leave?
Soap: Mm, no.
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Gaz: Now, now Y/N I know this is a lot to take in but don’t do anything irrational.
Y/N: I’m- I’m gonna fight the f-fucking moon.
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Soap: Mama didn’t raise no bitch, let’s go.
Gaz: No no, mama raised a bitch, let’s go-
Y/N: Mama didn’t raise anyone, actually. My mom was absent.
Ghost: Oh my god.
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Graves: Bro you’re actually funny!
Soap: …I knew that. A lot of people knew that…I- Wh-what’s getting me is the actually.
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Random Friend: Jeez, Y/N, how do you get any work done with all these attractive men around.
Y/N: See, I thought the same thing when I first joined. Then I got to know them all, and that's not a problem anymore.
Soap: Ouch...
Gaz: I'm still taking the compliment.
Simon "I'll choose you. I'll always choose you. I'll choose you before myself. I'll do anything for you" Riley
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John "You are not hard to love. Loving you is the easiest thing I've ever done. It's as easy as breathing. I'll fight anyone who convinced you otherwise" MacTavish
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