Incorrect Call of Duty Quotes

F*ck I love incorrect quotes. Only modern warfare bc i'm obsessed with this games

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Soap: We can explain.

Price: Can you?

Gaz: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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Gaz: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Soap: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Price: Waking up in the morning.

Ghost: Waking up.

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Gaz: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Ghost: What changed your mind?

Gaz: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Ghost: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.

Soap: Did she clear you or not?

Ghost: She did not. Alright, let’s get to work.

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Ghost: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Ghost: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Soap, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Ghost: How?

Soap: How what?

Ghost: How could they be worse?

Soap: They couldn’t, I lied.

Ghost:

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Soap: Price has no idea I’m drunk.

Price : You’re drunk?

Soap: Oh, I’m sorry.

Soap, leaning over to Ghost: Price has no idea I’m drunk.

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Ghost: I just ended a four year relationship.

Soap: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Ghost: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Alejandro and Rudy fighting from across the room*

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Price : What's gone wrong, Alejandro?

Alejandro: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Price : That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Alejandro: Well... There’s a crisis.

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Gaz, Entering Price's room: Soap did it again.

Price: Peace disturbance?

Gaz: What no-

Price: Arson..?

Gaz: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Price: uh....Attempted murder?

Gaz: NO, HE ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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Price : And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Soap: That’s a trash can.

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Soap: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Ghost: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

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Ghost: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.

Ghost: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Soap: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-

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Soap: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Ghost: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Soap: It’s four in the morning.

Ghost: Turn the light back off.

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Gaz: How many children do you have?

Price : Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Ghost: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.

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Soap: Last night I found out Ghost is a sleep talker.

Gaz: Oh, really?

Soap: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.