Adarlans' ASSassin

Im a story master- words slither out of my thoughts and through the ears of the damned.

[amateur]

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[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[moosekleenex]

[thelannistersroar-deactivated20]

Reblog if your best friend is pretty.

[kind-cult]

sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty

[romewxnderland]

You know who you are.

[jlysy]

They’re the prettiest

[spacey-bees-deactivated20171130]

*nods at a relatively new yet incredibly close follower of mine*

[falloutkittens]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @danyphil

[beaucile]

@doyouhearthedestielsing

[thyring-deactivated20160511]

@wishingfortroyler u pretty af

[piercingsandglasses]

[stagecoachjessi]

[catherinecasper-deactivated2016]

I love Tumblr.

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

The red light one kills me every time

[wavecrestvibe]

I lost my shit at the red light one.

[chdarling]

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I got to the red light. I am laughing so hard.

[mattsunsthighs]

always reblog the red light story

[the-powerful-burst]

the red light one

[cabeswatre-deactivated20201217]

2/? women from the shadowhunter chronicles: isabelle lightwood, jessamine lovelace, maia roberts

[mcsexyass]

[sapphyrefrosty]

When you finally beat a really tough boss after dying a thousand times.

[shredtheaqua-deactivated2016060]

Moving out to California I met my dear friend Ashley who happens to be deaf. I am super into music and it’s crazy because you connect and feel certain ways because of the things you hear but you don’t realize that some people don’t get that connection so now I blast my favorite songs with her with the bass up high so that she can feel the bass. I just started signing but I try to learn every song so that she can see and feel what I’m feeling. This is us today to AMTRAC - You Haunt Me. We are crazy.

[youknow-me-not-my-story]

This is beautiful

[cumberbuddy]

Smiled the whole way through this!

[parisgellrs]

Favorite Supernatural Characters Meme - Bobby Singer

[stilesed]

[kind-hearts-deactivated20150614]

[jarpad]

[theycallmethemoose-deactivated2]

Jared

[shutupotunga]