[byjove]

Me, fighting a yoga mom in the organic food market circa 2023: take your hand off that peach or I’ll vaccinate your children against polio

[wildthicket]

A worker at the Roure perfume plant in Grasse, France, scoops up the morning’s rose harvest at the end of May. These rose petals will be processed immediately into an absolute, the aromatic liquid which is the basic component of perfume; photographed by Michael Freeman

[plaiding-blog]

[with-practice]

when he takes off the sunglasses at the end, like he couldn’t believe what just happened

[guy]

me

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[bananajeph-deactivated20180116]

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

[bananajeph-deactivated20180116]

I realize now i forgot to add the “can i get some” but i feel that just adds to the mood of the post

[barkout]

[shordibynature]

Holy shit this was a prediction not a fucking poll

[pokemonenslaver-blog]

The prophecies are true

[kyberhearts]

#HAIL THE MYSTICS WHO CAME BEFORE US #CHANTING MIGHTILY FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS #YAHOOOooooOOO

[murderxbaby-deactivated20190102]

-Social media- I’ll get to experience high school’s social anxiety, bullying and inappropriate sexual energy, but all the time, in front of the whole world.

[digitised-celluloid]

[iantojack]

im losing it

[hdhskkshsjjsjsjskshsj]

Can we make this the new meme?

[hdhskkshsjjsjsjskshsj]

I forgot to add the picture.

[theanti90smovement]

Love this meme

[theanti90smovement]

Everyone check out this meme. It’s gonna be the meme of August

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Honestly we really do need to go back to 2000s emo makeup I’m so exhausted with the current perfection trends let’s start bragging about how our eyeliner is going strong on day 3 again

[olegisachenkov]

[scarlettjane22]

just wow…

[kvothe-kingkiller]

fun fact! while that move is mainly for show now, it originated from when we used horses in wars and battles so they trained the horses to do this and absolutely obliterate anyone behind them

(yes that means someone would be on the horse while it does this)

[bob-belcher]

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[hyundaimovietheatre]

wholesome

[chaeronaea]

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

[catasters]

[rosebudmouth-deactivated2016092]

This is me

[cartnsncreal]

[sdzoo]

[castiel--for--king]

PURE LOVE

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

this…this photo, man. it has all the greatest hits.

1.) Squishy toe-beans the size of your thumb. 2.) Fuzzy spotted catbutt 3.) Pink snootnose 4.) Adoring expression shootin’ lovebeams into your very soul 5.) Cat