Mrs C. Kiszka

William Strawberry

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[evaughn]

[rawstrap]

reblog to make someone bisexual

[callmebliss]

A friend of mine got a copy of an old Dutch edition of The Hobbit. I absolutely agree with their assessment that this is the best cover art the book has ever had.

The more I look at it the more I love it. Look at it. Look at Bilbo. He’s just a little guy

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[soberscientistlife]

I hope you learned something

[huffylemon]

[theholetheyfoundsaddamin]

[chewedcorn]

Thanks, Apple. I’ll let her know.

[xueyangapologist]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[catgirlasscheeks-deactivated202]

how do people ignore the bible verse that implies jesus is trans

[catgirlasscheeks-deactivated202]

[agnesmontague]

[xbuster]

[spooky-fubuki]

John halo trans confirm

[thisuserislesbian-deactivated20]

This is hilarious but just to clarify please don’t use this bible verse as an argument because, unfortunately, it’s not real

[howfardoesthisgo]

[butch12whack]

I WAS USED

[heckifiknowcomics]

[fake-mermaid]

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

[lyanro]

no more girlboss. it’s time for girllove. girlkiss. girlholdhands and girlmarry

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[ruffboi-mags]

I'm pretty sure that's literally a picture of dionysus.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets