I was in the yard playing fetch with my dog when it occurred that the dog might have more of an advantage over me. Not only was my dog quick and agile, but his level of intelligence scored higher than average on a standard IQ test for dogs. So yes, the dog pretty much had every advantage over me that could've ever been thought of. When most people say that humans are superior to other animals or pet species, they are dead wrong because I would say that my dog is superior in my case. They don't know my dog, though...to which they especially don't know his ability to manipulate and outsmart the average person. I don't care what anybody says because I know my dog more than anybody else knows him. With that in mind, I am going to tell you a few things about the dog that are on a need-to-know basis:
It's a ten-pound male dog named Angel who happens to be a miniature gray sled dog. Yes, he honestly looks like a little husky who once participated in the junior sled dog races.
Angel may be a little bitty, but he's also a little bitey...so don't let his size fool you because he does bite and sometimes even attacks.
Angel is very stubborn and does not take kindly to obedience or commands. In other words, he's the one who has to be in charge.
Since Angel is a male dog, he feels most compelled to claim house ownership by urinating on absolutely everything...including things outside in the yard.
Angel's IQ score is at least one-hundred and twenty-three, which is the same as what my IQ score read as a kid...though mine is actually a lot lower now as an adult. So yes, Angel is very smart for a dog and in some cases could even be considered gifted.
Angel's favorite toy is a standard tennis ball that he likes to play fetch with in the yard.
Anyway...besides all of that, my dog told me that he wanted to go to the tennis court this afternoon and play fetch there. I grabbed the leash and attached it to his collar so that I could walk him to the tennis court. When we got there, I detached the leash from his collar as he happily ran across the perimeter waiting for me to throw the ball. When I threw the ball, Angel ran like Kid Flash to go get it like his life depended on his ability to catch the ball in his mouth. "This is stupid!" I thought to myself. "What am I even doing here? Why is my dog the only one who is happy and having fun right now? I'm not having any fun because I'm just standing here wasting my life away playing with my smarter-than-average dog. My dog is better than me and I know it! Nobody will ever understand how my dog has the abilities and hidden talents that could be useful for solving real-world problems. Who knows? One day, Angel might even use his excessive amount of knowledge to outsmart an intruder and chase him away from the house. Well Angel, it seems as though you've got a lot more to contribute to life than I've ever had to. Play well, my best buddy!" I said as I went to go sit on the benches and self-reflect through the form of a written prayer.
Dear Challenge Lord, I come to you! On this day, I feel as though I have wasted a lot of my life away doing absolutely nothing useful. Throughout different points in time, I have questioned my true destiny in life and what fate will have in store for me. Please tell me that the grim reaper is on his way soon because I don't feel as though I have any good reason to stick around. Yours truly, Caitlyn Anderson!
At that moment, I had scooped up Angel and we walked back home. As for my written prayer, I just left it on the bench hoping that it would somehow blow away in the wind.
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