Randomly Minded

Dinosaurs, historical goodies, animes, food, monsters, giggles, and storms. Pretty much sums up my mind! 

[lulz-time]

When a song you haven’t heard in forever comes on.

It’s like…wait this sounds familiar

Then you hear that one verse that makes you remember the song

Then you are like

[laughbitches]

I’m all of them in different stages throughout the night

[lulz-time]

[sizvideos]

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

i’ll take it

[humor-n-shit-blog]

I don’t even know if I want to get married because I don’t want an entire party focused on me

[lookatthisfuckingoogle]

[surprise--buttsecks]

This cat is so punk

[lemonpledgebitch]

[drkaratebear]

Derp Hard 2

[tastefullyoffensive]

Capybara! (via ohyouresilly)

[tastefullyoffensive]

These are the best wedding photos I’ve ever seen. (via kayatheshepherd)

[alteriusnocte]

by i_doll

[fuckosexual]

o shit i was getting out of bed and stepped on my skateboard and fuckin slipped and died

[milkhsake-deactivated20220107]

fuck are you alright

[thursday]

the internet is great because it fulfills my constant need to be alone while receiving attention from people at the same time

[daimboy]

so this package showed up in the mail today (not my name or number but it does have my correct address). the numbers disconnected and we couldn’t find anything concrete on who the person is either, so me and my dad got curious and we opened it. it’s just a zip tie. and it’s already fastened. like. you can’t even use this. you can’t reopen it without cutting it. all you can do from this stage is tighten it, and there’s no going back from that. this is both extremely hilarious because of how useless it is, and also one of the most ominous things to ever arrive under mysterious circumstances. so what the fuck. is this a threat? who paid money for this? what happened here???? can a detective come help me? how do we resolve this?

[daimboy]

this is literally haunting my family. we just talked about it for 20 minutes trying to figure anything out and none of us can come up with an explanation. none of us can stop thinking about it. this is a curse

[buryyourhands-deactivated201701]

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[ruinedchildhood]

RIP

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked