barren comedy

Pakistani I literally never drink cha. I'm not good at anything.

[ponies-and-candy]

[6i]

don’t lower your expectations so people can fit in your life. i don’t care if you’re lonely on that mountain, it’s your mountain. honor that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[teenagerposts]

me, who gets up at roughly midday everyday: the days are so short!!! what the fuck!!! how do i have time to do anything!!!!!!

[thebootydiaries]

Cashier: That'll be $4.03

Me: I only have $4...

Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents

Me:...........

Cashier:........

Me: what are we?

[gfriend]

me coming to my senses: wow he was ugly

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

what if mayonnaise came in cans

[smeasel]

that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

good morning to everyone except these two people

[queen-with-goals]

I wish the person who I reblogged this from happiness, good eyebrows, and clear skin.

[ellawritesstuff02]

SOMEONE REBLOG THIS FROM ME PLEASE

[stede-bonnets]

No one:

Art students:

[5oil]

[noise2010]

[uselessnacho-deactivated2019040]

from what level of hell was this retrieved?

[mens-rights-activia]

Any white man in a red cap these days immediately activates my fight or fight response

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[99percentinvisible]

[verisimilis]

This is so aesthetically satisfying. 

[sixpenceee]

The aurora borealis kissing the sunrise. (Source)

[jaleybi-prince-deactivated20191]

facts.