Cakes and Courage

I'm Taber, and I am just here to not even

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actress Melanie Lynskey saying "I think this stuff is for bisexuals and goths" post

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thought you might enjoy looking at this photograph of Anjelica Huston from Vanity Fair, 1985

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fucked up to think vampires have had new ways of ordering the eggs cooked on a breakfast platter drop within their lifetimes

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recently accessed The Mothman Statue and it is my duty to report that the people of Point Pleasant, West Virginia, when commissioning this artwork, evidently declared, "make The Mothman ripped and hot" and got their wish

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was in a hotel

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"it's cum"

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crying

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Uh....australian here. We don’t talk like that. At all. This shits closer to how white South Africans talk lmao

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Uh...white south African here. Neither do we lol

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uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games

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is your teen texting about the CBS courtroom procedural drama The Good Wife???

AF - Alicia Florrick

OMG - Oh, Mr. Gardner

IAWTC - I Am Watching The CBSProgramTheGoodWife

AFK - Ahhh, Fuckin Kalinda

CB - Christine Baranski

TTLATGW - Time To Look At The Good Wife

sup - I'm experiencing some free-floating loneliness as these weird holiday times approach and I think what I need to do is watch The Good Wife for a little bit

WTG - Wife, The Good

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gapple fcrumble

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girlfriend apple crumble

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😴

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men what's stopping you from forming your hand into a loose cup shape and slapping your buddy's ass cheek playfully but hard enough to sting and also be surprisingly loud

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if you're gonna come up with shit like this to try and harvest likes from shut-ins I'm begging you to at least grow a pair and do it in Turkish

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spent the afternoon with sunshine, fresh cold Rappahannock air, and the fresh oysters to match

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gay people should be spending more time seeking out and taking the waters of natural hot springs. no further explanation is forthcoming I am right

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paid Tumblr $7.99 for the two checkmarks out of appreciation for the gag effort level and also because I looked at a lot of nice pictures on here today

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anyway. nap time 😴

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it's all gutter skanks what follow me on here right. because maybe I want to be a gutter skank on here