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I think it's hilarious that hands down the worst way to learn magic is the actual rulebook. Please do not read that. It's just there for reference when something weird happens

lesbianralzarek

posts that i know are about magic the gathering but i have to check to make sure op isn't just living in a way doper world than me

chaumas-deactivated20240115

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

#god there's nothing better than a really good pear #makes me go fucking feral

teaboot

Layering my Short Skirt, Long Jacket (CAKE) over my White Tee (CORPSE) and Blue Jeans (Lana Del Ray) Knee Socks (Arctic Monkeys) and Blue Suede Shoes (Elvis) and then putting on my Raspberry Beret (Prince) before I head out to the Bard Olympics where I am disqualified for performance-enhancing power buffs. On my way home I am cast as a sassy but cute side character in an early 2010's Disney Channel original series. I look fresh as hell

teaboot

Haters Call Me Bitch Tits The Clown

vergak

I'm a hard pillow hard mattress man. I need reliability. I don't want something to change into a completely different shape when I touch it, that's lying and I don't like liars.

vergak

tatters-the-bat

Reports say Windows 15 will be "a transparent pane of glass" that will be installed into frames on a wall; Lead developer comments, "finally, we got it right. Somehow we kept making operating systems instead and it was getting really frustrating."

dragon-in-a-fez

OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing

devilishdescent

it fucking pisses me off so much that the pieces of exodia card art don’t connect together in any way

fallingtowers

Exodia just has the physique of Wario

gaming-succubus

antoniabishop

i’ve heard a lot of stories about writers that i love but i think my favorite one is that the dragon age writers called the game world “thedas” because it was originally short for “the dragon age setting” and then they just didn’t change it

pangur-and-grim

I'm going down a rabbit hole looking through this Thai cattery that breeds for white back-stripes

imfullabeans

teaboot

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

gothredy

minmos

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

#fucking. gorillaz? punk?? angry???

oneheadtoanother

nepofledgling

imagine the impostor syndrome if you’re a new vampire. like everyone here has 200+ years of experience and I don’t even know who any of them are

nepofledgling

you can’t google that stuff either like how am I supposed to know about the vampire king or whoever. how am I supposed to know how to connect to the telepathic internet or what cloud gift means. looking up wikihow how to seem like you know what you’re doing as a vampire

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules