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did not think seriously about the repercussions of posting

[segamascott]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

[chaser]

Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"

Monkey paw: *curls*

[decimera]

For those unsure what's being referenced:

[echojulietfoxtrot]

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

> be tumblr

> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs

> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart

> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest

Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler

[existennialmemes]

I don't think cis men commit 90% of violent crimes because they are naturally more violent than cis women. I think cis men commit 90% of violent crimes because they are afforded more opportunity and leeway by society to do so.

I think there's an incredible correlation between insulating cis boys from the consequences of their actions and the prevalence of violent crime.

I think we teach cis boys from a young age that violence will be tolerated from them as long as they perform masculinity to society's standards.

That second part is the salient factor here. Because we also teach them that violence will not be tolerated from them if they defy society's standards of masculinity, even if it's self defense. If they're picked on for defying those standards, it's the violence against them that's validated.

I think cis boys who are performing masculinity to society's standards get in no real trouble for snapping their classmates' bra straps or pulling their hair or whatever else gets written off as "he likes you" & it sets them up for a life of violence.

It doesn't guarantee it. But it raises the probability that they will continue to express their desires via violence when they're adults.

[alovelywaytospendanevening]

Selection of original-run Doc and Raider comic strips (1987–1997).

Doc and Raider was created by cartoonist Sean Martin (1950–2020). The comic strip humorously depicts the daily life of a Canadian gay couple while addressing issues faced by the LGBT+ community.

[sssaravegas]

seeing mutuals naked on the dash:

[alecthebreadboy]

Hello from the exercise bike earlier

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[planetsoda]

who remembers this tweet

[planetsoda]

this is your annual pride month reminder that queer rose is real

[threeninesfine]

AGM: so this is your water bottle? *hefts my gallon water jug* how much water do you drink?

me: I try to get half a gallon a day, but sometimes I don't make my goal

AGM: *expression that clearly says 'what the fuck'*

What he doesn't know is that adult men should be aiming for nearly a full gallon of water a day (3 – 3.7 L/day)

[threeninesfine]

6 × 8 oz cups (ie standard cups) of water a day is extremely outdated! There are now updated recommendations that vary by region, but many come out to ~0.5 oz/lb of body weight for adults.

And yes, this does result in pissing a lot. You will piss less frequently if you spread your water out over the whole day instead of chugging it in bursts. But you will piss.

[threeninesfine]

Just got a blazed post promoting the new T— S— which told me two shocking things: she still has her Tumblr(???) and [tumblr] runs an account that's just @music.

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[threeninesfine]

AGM: so this is your water bottle? *hefts my gallon water jug* how much water do you drink?

me: I try to get half a gallon a day, but sometimes I don't make my goal

AGM: *expression that clearly says 'what the fuck'*

What he doesn't know is that adult men should be aiming for nearly a full gallon of water a day (3 – 3.7 L/day)

[threeninesfine]

Again

[ploobytumbls]

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

[ploobytumbls]

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

[mouse-fischer]

This happened to me once during COVID and I wanted to marry that driver. The person tried to play ignorant, and half the other passengers started yelling at him because the driver refused to move and they were all going to be late to work. God bless America.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[flipchild]

sadly the teaches of peaches is mostly lacunae but hard working scholars have been able to piece together at least two verses, being that "[one can] fuck the pain away" and "[...] like sex on the beaches".