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mjalti

me: I am NOT buying another honey bottle just bc it’s in a cute bear form

bottle: *is a bear except it’s upside down, doing a headstand*

me:

punkmineral-deactivated20130829

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

gamecubist

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pau1y

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

mahnkee

victoriaringsinyourears

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

homebeccer

honestlyyoungpersona

At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

intrusivemyluv-deactivated20190

I’m not the only one who remembers Playhouse Disney right? Charlie and Lola, JoJo’s Circus, Rolie Polie Olie, Handy Manny, imagination Movers, The Wiggles, Jungle Junction, Special Agent Oso, Little Einsteins, Higglytown Heroes, Bear In The Big Blue House, etc. Like I’m in my feeling right now you guys 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Especially over Charlie and Lola, I use to watch that show all the time when I was younger trying to copy their accents, while drinking pink milk 😂😭