What kind of bird are you?

A lil' witch. In love with burlesque and eccentric people. I write sad poetry sometimes.

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

[goldkat-g0negrey-deactivated201]

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

[mediocrepresident]

YES

[ultimatespider]

WHO IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE??? WHO IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE??????

[ayumiko]

[pink-gallery]

Life Advice: Never watch Hayao Miyazaki’s movies when you’re literally starving.

[alphalewolf]

[dxactivatxdusxr]

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

[fitzefitcher]

#this is team skull

[its-just-a-phage]

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!” One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?” He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!” Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?” And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits” And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

[yallmightt]

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long. So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.” Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

My husband had this Dungeons and Dragons group ages ago, and one of the guys was TERRIFIED of cats.  The moment he sees one he freezes up and can barely breathe.  Said guy is almost seven feet tall and solid wall of muscle.  Whenever he came over I’d put the cats in the bedroom and chill out with a book because my cats don’t like being shut away without one of us. 

One of my cats was pawing at the door and meowing loudly, an indication she REALLY needs to use the litter box.  I let her out and decide, hey, I’m hungry, and decide to the kitchen.  I forgot to shut the bedroom door. 

Next thing I hear is the group going completely silent.  My husband very calmly asks me to come over and help him gather our two cats up.  I go over to where the group is and my black cat, Cacoa, is rubbing up against the guy’s leg, purring, and doing her “let me on your lap” meow.  The other cat, Jasper, is sitting at the window, chilling out.  I go over and pick up Cacoa and tell the big dude she’s harmless, loves laps, and would be thrilled if he pet her.  Very slowly he touches my cat’s face, and she leans right into his hand.  He then pets her back and sighs because she’s really soft and purring like mad.  After a few minutes he asks how to pick her up and if it’s okay if she sits on his lap.

He spent the next six hours spoiling my cat.  The next week he showed up with cat treats and toys because he fell in love with the cats.  He told me he was doing some research on house cats, and even talked to a vet about them.  A couple months later he adopted two cats and was as thrilled and excited as a new parent. 

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh no a new one!!!

[sheisrecovering]

You have been criticizing yourself for years, and it hasn’t worked. Try approving of yourself and see what happens.

[levi-inthesun]

I feel Called Out

[tropicalhomestead]

The garden and the gardener grow together year after year… It takes a slow and steady pace as you move through the seasons and you get into the rhythm of life’s cycle. You develop skills. Your senses become keen; your taste buds become more acute. But most of all, you become aware of your role here on this planet and how to flourish in its abundance.

Frank Holzman, Radical Regenerative Gardening and Farming (via tropicalhomestead)

[timotheetea]

Timmy is … he is an incredible human being with such a rich and vibrant internal life that he wears so close to the surface. He is so unguarded, and it’s almost like a gift to the world around him. Because he could very easily protect himself more, but he doesn’t, and that’s what makes him wonderful.

Armie Hammer Vanity Fair Interview (via timotheetea)

[cottagecori]

Reblog and see what color you get

[fuckyeahaskgames]

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Maroon: I wish you followed me

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Auburn: I love you

Burnt Sienna: I love you but it’s a different color

Navy: We should talk more

Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

Fuchsia: Come catch these hands…with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don’t get how

Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

Emerald: You are my inspiration.

Gold: I can’t believe you exist. You’re such a blessing to this earth

Silver: I can’t believe we’re mutuals

Aquamarine: You are goals

White: Your icon is goals

Black: Marry Me

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

[thephantomofthe-internet]

send me things! i’m bored and i love hearing from y’all!

[paperflower86]

The events of The Winter Soldier trial told in a series of tweets. Inspired by two amazing mixed-media fics that play with the possibility of what might happen if Bucky was put on trial after the events of CATWS:

- United States v. Barnes by fallingvoices and radialarch

- cross this river to the other side by defcontwo

This is more of a re-mix than actual fic illustration, though all credit for the idea and the tweets goes to the respective authors. Stylewise I was going for a mix between actual pictures and courtroom sketches. References used courtesy of Getty Images. And thanks to johanirae for being my art-beta.

[paperflower86]

Reblogging myself to add that this post has over 50k notes by now which is beyond anything I’ve ever expexted. The response to this art has just been absolutely overwhelmingly amazing, thank you guys so much ;___;

[sologxlaxies]

As someone who’s studying to be a journalist, these are honestly, breathtakingly well done.

I’m in love with these tweets!

[movietvetc]

Chris and Sebastian through the years.

[calcifersfire-blog]

ABC Tag! <3

I was tagged by the beautiful and amazing love of my life: Laura, aka, @steveharringtonofficial

Answer the following + tag people

I want to apologize, I seem to be losing my mind as I answer, probs high on sugar because I had way too many cookies.

Age: 44, obvs. 

Birthplace: Saturn. 

Current Time: Is time even a real thing anymore? 

Drink you last had: English Breakfast Tea. Yum <3 

Easiest Person to talk to here: My one and only babe @steveharringtonofficial I love her way too much for words to even begin to describe. <3 <3 <3 

Favourite song: Impossible to decide!!! But right now I’m revisiting my hoooook on the Pixies. <3 

Grossest memory: I tasted cat pee, once...that’s all I will say of that trauma.

Horror, yes or no: NooouuP FUCK HORROR. 

In love: Does @steveharringtonofficial count? Cause I love her waaaay too much. >3 >3 >3

Jealous of people: Jealous of people who can live life normally without any mental health, HOW THE HELL IS THAT A REAL THING THAT CAN ACTUALLY HAPPEN!?!?!

Love at first sight or should I walk by again: Love at first follow back? <3

Middle name: Awesome.

Number of siblings: 1 but counting my cats and dogs: 5. Although they are actually my children, not just my pets.

One wish: To not die without doing the things I want to do.

Person you called last: No one, I get horribly anxious talking on the phone. 

Question you always get asked: Are you really asian? 

Reason to smile: The fact that @steveharringtonofficial exists. 

Song you last sang: Here comes your man - Pixies.

Time you woke up: Maaaaaaaaaaaannnn, like at 3:30 pm or something haha.

Underwear colour: Black! 

Vacation Destination: Budapest or Greece! 

Worst habit: Crash dieting and sleeping really fucking late.

X-rays: I’ve had an X-ray for pretty much every part of my body. :(

Zodiac sign: FIREEEE. Aries hehe. 

I’m tagging: @letmeletmetrashyourlove @missnena2194 @batmanlemonade @lifeshardbutsoareyou @doyou-even-hansen and the gorg @dacrethehalls! Love you guys! Thanks for the tag Laura babe! <3 

[burie]

Panic! At The Disco’s Brendon Urie Sings the DuckTales Theme Song

[levi-inthesun]

I love that no matter what he does, Brendon Urie goes big

[lovesimondaily]

keiynanlonsdale: @verygoodlight feature out now. (Stoked I got to put this Tokyo fit to use 💙🇯🇵)

[feministism]

[misskamala]

a superior man