Calculon the Voiced

Need a voice actor for your projects? Can fit any budget, even $0! Listen to my voice demos at http://Jamisonward.com

[calculon000]

I have a sore throat and decided to have some fun with how it changed my voice. Here's me reading the Fallout 3 Intro.

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imagine if canada was real

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My narration of the poem 'Rainfall' by Reddit user Son_Of_Sargos; http://www.reddit.com/r/creativerecording/comments/1lya47/newreading_rainfall/

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A short story written for a contest by Reddit user packos130; A tale of three friends trying to bring humor into the lives of little children! (WARNING: contains child murder, very grimdark) http://www.reddit.com/r/creativerecording/comments/1l5y1n/newreading/

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A excerpt from "The Unreachable" by Reddit user CISPAhhshit; http://www.reddit.com/r/creativerecording/comments/1l7keg/newreading_excerpt_of_soon_to_be_published_novel/

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/r/cringepics/ is a subreddit where insecure people make fun of insecure people. Let's all be insecure together!

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A man is at war with his parents, who are plotting against him, and are the cause of all of his problem, because his father is an Fkin Lier! Music; Amazing Plan by Kevin MacLeod

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A Reddit user makes a pledge to repay a stranger's generosity.

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My Narration of the into to "Return Of The Voyager" by Reddit user MintyFeet; http://www.reddit.com/r/creativerecording/comments/1ks9u2/new_reading/

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Reddit user TheWellSpokenMan wanted the prologue to Romeo And Juliet narrated; http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/1ksawf/request_prologue_of_romeo_and_juliet/ Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whose misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, And the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.

[calculon000]

I decided to narrate this pic for fun from /r/Cringepics;

http://imgur.com/r/cringepics/6fhAHH5

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I'm featured in a New Leaf review!

I play Kapp'n (The Frog Pirate Captain) and Porter (Monkey running the train station).

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Hey Thief

To the thief that stole my stereo faceplate last night; fuck you.

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My narration of 'Anno Peractio: Age of Conclusion - Chapter 1' by Reddit user mus0u; http://www.reddit.com/r/creativerecording/comments/1kalx6/new_anno_peractio_age_of_conclusion_chapter_1/

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My rendition of 'Toking In A Winter Wonderland' by Jim_Beam_Drinks; http://www.reddit.com/r/recordthis/comments/1kavig/request_id_love_for_a_singer_to_record_this_cover/