Caleb, the Cherubic Cockslut

Caleb Ackerly. 17. June 11th. Sculpting Major.

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Is it really?! If you even tried to eat me, I’d totally just dunk you into the trash can!

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I wasn't eeven talking about me eating you. I was talking like bears or mosquitos or other birds. Black flies, mate

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Recent obsession?

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Saam​ leab​ khnhom… What am I going to do?

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Whatever you want to do. You can fool around in school, or you can become rigid and depressed.

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Recent obsession?

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He… He brought me here. To America. To the school… He…

I -I’m sorry. Just please, don’t tell anyone. Nobody can know. Please…

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I'm not telling anyone. But don't expect me to be the only one that will figure it out here.

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Recent obsession?

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Don’t talk that way about my father. He… He’s done a lot for my family.

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What's the use in what he has done for your family if he treats something out of your control like a disease?

[fckdevin]

Lying’s not good for your complexion! And I don’t even wear boots.

Nnnn… maybe. I’m still growing, I think! I’m gonna tower over you one day.

[calebackerly-blog]

Lying is great for your complexion. And you need boots or you're going to get eaten.

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Recent obsession?

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No. You… You don’t understand. My family… My father… He… He hates that I want to do dance. I-I can’t even imagine how… He’d hate me.

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Then he's a fucking idiot and not worth your thoughts.

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Recent obsession?

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I couldn’t… Disappoint my father any more… I… I can’t.

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I don't think it's that much of a disappointment to be gay.

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Recent obsession?

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I… I don’t…

Please don’t tell anyone.

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I'm not going to tell anyone.

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Recent obsession?

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I’ve never…

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My gaydar is flawless, dude.

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Recent obsession?

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Hm? Oh, no! That’s… I-I’m not interested.

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You're an awful liar, mate.

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Recent obsession?

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Yeah. Um… She’s cute.

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Yes, let's pretend that you were talking about the dog.

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Recent obsession?

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I don’t it’s dumb.

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Well... Thanks

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Recent obsession?

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Ooh. The cute Corgi. Has she started looking like you, yet?

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I guess so, kinda. We have the same dumb puppy dog face, I guess.

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Recent obsession?

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What’s that?

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My dog.

[fckdevin]

Eeeeeugh. Good! You need all the cuteness you can get!

I bet you would. But I can’t even feel it up so there’s no point! And, whoa, little man? I’m not thaaat small.

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Hey, my cuteness is an overload right now! You must be quaking in your boots!

You're shorter than me!

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Recent obsession?

The Sims. Who knew this game would be so fun?

What’s yours?

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Wendy Darling, my latest obsession.

[fckdevin]

Of course it makes me feel better! If you’re ripped, then I’m the world’s biggest bodybuilder. Your face is so chubby!

Oh jeez, I’ll try not to, but I can’t promise anything. I just wanna take it home and treat it right~

[calebackerly-blog]

Aye! My face isn't chubby. It's just got a little extra cuteness on it, thank you very much!

Treat my voice right? I'd like to see you try, little man.