he thinks he's hard

leave? no. he's too and fro

[calfuck]

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[calfuck]

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[calfuck]

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[ohnojem]

F-fuck you.

[calfuck]

That was a dick move, my bad. Seriously though, what's it like? Koalas, and shit?

[ohnojem]

A-Australia.

[calfuck]

A-Australia? Never heard of there, is it nice?

[noelsamuels]

I have no idea how you could see that as a good idea, but okay.

[calfuck]

It's a way of making class just a little bit exciting, right? This woman's voice genuinely sends me to sleep - literally, it's so monotone, my dog's more interesting to listen to.

[fckstas-deactivated20150627]

I don’t know if there’s like a twelve step program for like hitting weed but if there is I sincerely suggest you try out the program. I never ever want to see blunts getting hit again. Good, now let’s go smoke some weed?

[calfuck]

What, like Alcoholics Anonymous, but for pot abusers? Nice, sounds like a plan. Hm... maybe not. I'm not too good at sharing without something in return.

[hyfrdixie-deactivated20150707]

Tried to get a girl’s number today. She gave me the number of the rejection hotline. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened and that I didn’t know the number at glance. 

[hyfrdixie-deactivated20150707]

[calfuck]

That is genuinely the most depressing story I might have ever heard. Have you got it, like, memorized by now? 

[ohnojem]

I-I’m having a major jetlag, I hate t-timedifferences.

[calfuck]

Where d'you come from?

[noelsamuels]

No offense dude, but that’s pretty much common sense.

[calfuck]

To you, maybe; it seemed like a good idea to me. 

[eleanor-petersen-deactivated201]

It must have been your lucky day. 

[calfuck]

The Pot Gods were in my favour, I reckon. I'm blessed.

[aidengtfo]

You’re lucky they didn’t search your pockets, but like math teachers are always kind of annoying. I used to have an amazing biology teacher though, that fucking dude smoked pot with most of the seniors after classes. He talked about having allergies too when adults started to show interest in him.

[calfuck]

Even if they did search my pockets, all they'd find is a half-eaten Kit Kat and a packet of tissues - I'm a simple man. I never carry shit on me, simply because I know there's every chance I'll do something to get the cops involved.  Shit, he sounds like a blast. The closest I've ever had to that was my 9th grade guidance counsellor - he was like that teacher that tries to be "down with the kids", and seeing him made me want to scratch my own eyes out. 

[alextaylxr]

What idiot would get high before class? Not even I’m that stupid. 

[calfuck]

Instead of me being an idiot, maybe you're just a fuckin' nerd. 

[fckstas-deactivated20150627]

Why do you hit the blunt anyways? Isn’t that like weed abuse? How would you feel if the blunt hit you? You should treat the blunt with respect, after all it’s making you feel good and all you do to repay said blunt is hit it. Sounds kinda cruel to me.

[calfuck]

I mean, normally I love and cherish the blunt.. I guess I was just having a bad day. I'll never disrespect the blunt again, I promise.

[omgitsalaska-deactivated2015101]

I can’t believe you did that, it’s always best to sit in the back of the class

[calfuck]

You think I didn't? Babe, I was slouched so far down that back desk it had practically swallowed me. 

[calfuck]

anyway hi!! i'm emily and i'm from gmt (or +1 whatever the fuck my timezone's doing rn) and this is cal aka my baby 

i'm the biggest plot whore going so i actively encourage everyone to hmu with either a message (even though they're a bit dodgy) or send me an aim @fake.mily because i am open to everything 

[calfuck]

So I was like, "What the fuck? Have you never heard of allergies?", and somehow I got away with it, even though I'm pretty sure I looked as baked as Shaggy from Scooby Doo. I guess the moral of the story is to never hit the blunt before math class, kids. Not worth the embarrassment.