[letoatreides]

John Mulaney but it’s just memes

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[brownskintlady]

if I don’t reboot this, assume I’m dead

[capacity]

Anyways! *climbs out of the scattered and ruined debris of my feelings*

[disabilityhealth]

When I hear police sirens getting closer

[thebootydiaries]

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

[prokopetz]

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

[fsthhdwefg-deactivated20180515]

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

[lowkey-revolutionary-raccoon]

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

[krwzprtt]

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

[jaunes-hoodie]

That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

[oh-annaa]

okay but like same

[blackqueerblog]

straight men really are on something else

[illegitimatetenenbaum]

Does this guy think that…women don’t have knees?

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[danandphilnews]

[cognato]

me: *is born*

me: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I have never asked to be a part of,

[yvzmin-deactivated20140512]

“life is a gift!”

[tinymeatgang]

what are you doing, bro?

[thetenderpassion]

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

Put this in the history books

[hardstoplucas1]

How the packets that teachers be giving you over the break be

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

[teaboot]

im in tears

[untitled21199]

🎶YEP IT’S MORE OF THAT TASTY TELL ME LIES TELL ME SWEET LITTLE LIES, WHAT ELSE DID YOU EXPECT?? 🎵

[f1esbian]

they’re adorable

[tinymeatgang]

a thrilling trilogy