Caliban

God of the Ignans. Spreader of chaos. He/she/they. If you interfere with my plans for the Crucible, I WILL hurt you.

[caliban-suggestions]

Alright, I hear you're supposed to make an intro post for this sort of thing?

Caliban, God of the Ignans, he/she/they. I'm currently allied with Tahraim. My hobbies include plotting (no, I won't tell you what I'm plotting, go away), being places I'm technically not supposed to be, looking out for my people, making witty remarks, and spreading chaos (in service of the cause). If you interfere with my plans for the Crucible, I will hurt you. Also, insult you. I'll let you decide which one scares you more.

Feel free to say things to me. I will eventually respond, and I'm only somewhat likely to make fun of you. If summoning me will ever make a situation funnier, please go ahead.

[itsyabroagain-blog]

There will come a day when

Everyone will use your correct pronouns

No one will use your deadname

You will be able to be fully, unabashedly yourself

If for no other reason,

Stay alive for that day

[caliban-suggestions]

Kiss, hug, marry:

Zuurith

Tynan

Vash

:3 :3

...hug Vash, I guess. Can I prank or torment the other two instead?

[lady-muk]

That’s not how this game works :3

[caliban-suggestions]

Ughhhh, fine. I'll play along with your little mortal games this time.

I guess... hug Tynan because he's in a knife and can't do anything but be annoyed about it, kiss Zuurith because he'll at least be less insufferable about it than Tynan, and marry Vash because he's by far the easiest to be around out of those options. Happy?

[caliban-suggestions]

Kiss, hug, marry:

Zuurith

Tynan

Vash

:3 :3

...hug Vash, I guess. Can I prank or torment the other two instead?

[rakhn-suggestions]

what does lava taste like? is it any good?

I do not know what lava may taste like to other gods, but to me it's like swallowing my own saliva. Very boring. -1/10 would not recommend if you are a volcano

[vash-suggestions]

it takes like really warm rocks to me :/

[caliban-suggestions]

Have you tried it with lime? It's DELICIOUS.

[vash-suggestions]

can't say that I have. can't say that I ever will...

[caliban-suggestions]

How unfortunate. Anyway.

[vash-suggestions]

you are a bastard who just likes to see me suffer

[caliban-suggestions]

If you say so.

[rakhn-suggestions]

what does lava taste like? is it any good?

I do not know what lava may taste like to other gods, but to me it's like swallowing my own saliva. Very boring. -1/10 would not recommend if you are a volcano

[vash-suggestions]

it takes like really warm rocks to me :/

[caliban-suggestions]

Have you tried it with lime? It's DELICIOUS.

[vash-suggestions]

can't say that I have. can't say that I ever will...

[caliban-suggestions]

How unfortunate. Anyway.

[caliban-suggestions]

now that we know you guys can eat lava, are there other unusual delicacies out there that you've tried but mortals can't eat? I'm genuinely kind of curious just how much potentially tasty things we're missing out on because of our biology

Rocks can be pretty good! You ARE missing out.

[rakhn-suggestions]

what does lava taste like? is it any good?

I do not know what lava may taste like to other gods, but to me it's like swallowing my own saliva. Very boring. -1/10 would not recommend if you are a volcano

[vash-suggestions]

it takes like really warm rocks to me :/

[caliban-suggestions]

Have you tried it with lime? It's DELICIOUS.

[memories]

I want #caliban aurora to stomp on me.

[caliban-suggestions]

Ha! Not happening.

[aurorabigbang]

We are very excited to announce our next event: Big Spring Duo Week!

To celebrate the arrival of Volume 2 of Aurora, we've aligned the dates up just before the book's release :)

This week is all about celebrating your favorite duos from the comic (whether they're platonic, queerplatonic, romantic, familial, or otherwise)! You can create for the same duo throughout the week or switch it up as much as you like!

Participation is by no means required, and you don't have to do all the prompts either! There are two prompts for each day just so people have a choice if one of them speaks to them more than the other, but you can also be a bit wild and do them all if you want to!

These prompts are also intended to be friendly to all mediums, be that art, writing, collages, crafts, playlists, and more! This is by no means an artist-only event :)

There is no time limit on this event either! If you find this far into the future and still want to participate in any of the prompts, you're more than free to do so! All we ask is that people wait until the start of the official week (Wednesday, 4/22) before they start posting their submissions :)

There are no rules! Just tag us when you post so we can reblog it! Happy Big Spring Duo Season!

[aurorabigbang]

Are you ready to duo? Duo week starts in 2 days!

[caliban-suggestions]

is cereal a soup

Well, obviously.

[vash-suggestions]

punch evil-doers in the face!

[caliban-suggestions]

I condone this message 👍

[aurorabigbang]

Exciting announcement!

We're opening up the Big Bang Discord server to general access so people can share their content for the upcoming Big Spring Duo Week!

You can find the link to join here or in our blog header. Happy creating!

[aurorabigbang]

We are very excited to announce our next event: Big Spring Duo Week!

To celebrate the arrival of Volume 2 of Aurora, we've aligned the dates up just before the book's release :)

This week is all about celebrating your favorite duos from the comic (whether they're platonic, queerplatonic, romantic, familial, or otherwise)! You can create for the same duo throughout the week or switch it up as much as you like!

Participation is by no means required, and you don't have to do all the prompts either! There are two prompts for each day just so people have a choice if one of them speaks to them more than the other, but you can also be a bit wild and do them all if you want to!

These prompts are also intended to be friendly to all mediums, be that art, writing, collages, crafts, playlists, and more! This is by no means an artist-only event :)

There is no time limit on this event either! If you find this far into the future and still want to participate in any of the prompts, you're more than free to do so! All we ask is that people wait until the start of the official week (Wednesday, 4/22) before they start posting their submissions :)

There are no rules! Just tag us when you post so we can reblog it! Happy Big Spring Duo Season!

[caliban-suggestions]

Go ahead and risk it, bud. I'm not your mom.

[ec43-blog1]

I am now being pursued by the cops. What is the best way to prank them?

[caliban-suggestions]

A way you come up with yourself? 🙄 I'm not your mom.

[vash-suggestions]

be as annoying as possible to thwart your enemies

[zuurith-suggestions]

Unfortunately, I can personally confirm the effectiveness of this strategy. It does not work on me anymore, of course.

[vash-suggestions]

[caliban-suggestions]

Yeah, get his ass, Vash!

[caliban-suggestions]

Go ahead and risk it, bud. I'm not your mom.

[bayleaveslem0nincense]

Okay Caliban but consider... you need your crucible alive at all costs, yes? So maybe some help staying alive would be nice...

[caliban-suggestions]

I've already given him help, and he didn't seem to particularly appreciate it. My Crucible can take care of himself. I can't fight all his battles for him, you know. He needs space to come into his own. And once he's done being mad, I'll be right here.