I will explode

#ooc so sorry for taking eons to answer asks ;-;#I keep forgetting that I do in fact have a Tumblr blog where I pretend to be volcano boy 😭

I have found videos of them eating human snacks. For some reason intense music starts to play when they eat... Why?? Is it because of the animal??? Is it because of the food??

Now I hunger for answers........

mrrp?

NO. I MUST RID MYSELF OF THESE PESTS. I WILL GRANT ONE FREE FAVOUR TO WHATEVER TUMBLR USER TELLS ME HOW TO ESCAPE THE KITTENS.

what does lava taste like? is it any good?

I do not know what lava may taste like to other gods, but to me it's like swallowing my own saliva. Very boring. -1/10 would not recommend if you are a volcano

niftysaurorasideblog

Petition to throw Faslt's dad into volcano

If Rakhn would allow us

If you try to use my caldera as a trash can I WILL explode on you

meow

BEGONE YOU FOUL ENTERTAINMENT-WITHOLDER BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AWAY WITH YOU.

I'm starting to feel like Rakhn with the amount of times I think to myself "I'm bored"

vash-suggestions

that can be fixed

#It tickles. may try chucking lava at them to see what they do

Yeah, try to get somebody to besiege you. Never gets old, and sometimes you find new adversaries. I've got a bunch of Paladins on me right now.

How do you feel about dragons?

They're far less fun when they talk.

Rude

#i am utterly sick of only finding cat videos #i was PROMISED this thing had the potential to show me a vast variety of things #and yet I feel I have been tricked. it's only SMALL FELINES.#GRAGAGAGSGAGHHHHHH

I stand by what I said

I officially declare kittens as my new enemies.

I am besieged. No matter where I stray in this site, those feline furballs manage to find me all the same. I am fervently convinced that the critters are doing it on purpose to bore me out of my mind. If you are their leader and you are reading this, rest assured that I will find you.

Lalala

Are you trying to get something from me? Because if so, that performance will get you a pat on the back at the most. I've heard it a thousand times. Do you wish to make yourself my enemy this bad??

How do you feel about dragons?

They're far less fun when they talk.

#ooc sorry for replying so late I deadass forgot ;-;

Gee I hope the godchild and his friends aren't getting to exhilarating and thrilling antics now that they can't tell me about it anymore

starlight-zzz

I’m back in the fucking building again

ilia-suggestions

Hey, I’m on there. Oh, I’m with Caliban.

caliban-suggestions

Welcome to the winning team, Ilia! You've lucked out.

ilia-suggestions

I simply hope that we can kill Tynan.

caliban-suggestions

Oh, no question about it.

#this “hunger games” thing sounds intriguing #but why would we gods participate in such a thing? we don't experience hunger

Not if I beat you to it

Hail, Storm of Terror.

I come to offer you a proposition. The Smith has said you might be freed, if you could change. He seems not fond of a stagnant prisoner, and I know that a storm yearns for the skies once more.

So, I offer: walk the world with me. I will not make of you a hero, the worthless god that took you down deserves no forgiveness; I simply ask that you do not incite fear either. Stay with me, as you are, and perhaps we can be free together.

@tahraim-suggestions whabadabadoo is that true

I may consider giving the blade away, to a mortal such as this, so that they wayward winds of fate may toss you about and remake you. But do not mistake my words: I will not share how to undo your binding, and I will not do so myself. Loosening you would be most irresponsible and not very conducive to actual, useful change.

Give it to me I will reduce him to ashes

caliban-suggestions

Oh, please do.

Rakhn, Caliban, I'm trying to make him anew, draw something novel from the forge's fire, and no, a pile of ash does NOT count.

You used to be more fun, Tahraim. You keep denying me a promising confrontation, now I must count you as my enemy!

Hail, Storm of Terror.

I come to offer you a proposition. The Smith has said you might be freed, if you could change. He seems not fond of a stagnant prisoner, and I know that a storm yearns for the skies once more.

So, I offer: walk the world with me. I will not make of you a hero, the worthless god that took you down deserves no forgiveness; I simply ask that you do not incite fear either. Stay with me, as you are, and perhaps we can be free together.

@tahraim-suggestions whabadabadoo is that true

I may consider giving the blade away, to a mortal such as this, so that they wayward winds of fate may toss you about and remake you. But do not mistake my words: I will not share how to undo your binding, and I will not do so myself. Loosening you would be most irresponsible and not very conducive to actual, useful change.

Give it to me I will reduce him to ashes

Woah there! Kinky!

Your complaints won't stop me.

Hail, Storm of Terror.

I come to offer you a proposition. The Smith has said you might be freed, if you could change. He seems not fond of a stagnant prisoner, and I know that a storm yearns for the skies once more.

So, I offer: walk the world with me. I will not make of you a hero, the worthless god that took you down deserves no forgiveness; I simply ask that you do not incite fear either. Stay with me, as you are, and perhaps we can be free together.

@tahraim-suggestions whabadabadoo is that true

I may consider giving the blade away, to a mortal such as this, so that they wayward winds of fate may toss you about and remake you. But do not mistake my words: I will not share how to undo your binding, and I will not do so myself. Loosening you would be most irresponsible and not very conducive to actual, useful change.

Give it to me I will reduce him to ashes

We, Tynan, and Rakhn should hang out as the “People who’s names are euphemisms for chaos and destruction” gang

‘Only problem is that no one likes Tynan

I'd rather be around him than you. Hunger is so mundane it could bore me to tears.

Clearly, you have not been one to rot away, your insides eating themselves, all to let you last a little longer, only for your body to finally give up, when it is too far gone.

Perhaps it is a bore to watch from the outside, but starvation is quite a riot indeed.