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[taryn-everwood]

Intro Post

Hello!

A few things about me:

Name: Taryn (online only)

Pronouns: she/they

Artfight user: Taryn_Everwood (team mystery!!!)

Books:

Aurora (a webcomic (and now physical comic!!!) that I highly recommend checking out)

Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit

The Song of Achilles

Circe

Literally any book by Alice Oseman

same goes for anything by Rick Riordan

Wings of Fire

Six of Crows

Wayward Children

The Hunger Games

Dear Wendy

Legendborn

The Starless Sea

The Night Circus

Project Hail Mary

The Sunbearer Trials

Movies/Shows/Videos/Podcasts:

Lord of the Rings / The Hobbit

Heartstopper

The Dragon Prince

Arcane

How To Train Your Dragon

Skyblock Kingdoms

The Magnus Archives

Overly Sarcastic Productions

Project Hail Mary

Music:

EPIC: The Musical

Musithical

Sail North

Stories From Styx

Tales of the Lesbian Hunter (and other music by Vinny Marchi)

Never Been In Love by Will Jay

The Crane Wives

Draw Me A Person by Kate Couriel

NOTE: there may be unfiltered spoilers for several of the above

Hobbies/other intrests:

Writing (writing side blog is @taryn-writes)

Reading

Badminton

Mythology

D&D

Drawing

Dragons

Last few things about me:

I’m Canadian

I’m a minor (no 18+ content please)

I’m aroace

I’m know a handful of Dutch, and am trying to learn more

I have an adorable dog named Luna (I post about her fairly often)

I play clarinet

Dni: racists, TERFs, tansphobes, homophobes, aphobes, biphobes, generally anyone who is rude/disrespectful/hateful towards LGBTQ people, pedophiles, Trump supporters, NSFW blogs, creepy adults

PLEASE NO DONATION ASKS. I CANNOT DONATE

I’m fine with adults interacting as long as you’re not being creepy or rude

Asks: asks are open and very welcome. Feel free to ask me literally anything

Tagging: I’d love to be tagged! Feel free to tag me in tag games or anywhere else

DMs: If you’re a moot, you have automatic permission to dm me for any reason :)

If you’d like to be mutuals, feel free to just ask!

My awesome moots

Notable tags:

#my posts — for all of my posts

#tysm for the ask! — for asks (if it’s a case where I really don’t want to thank them, then this tag will not be applied)

#my writing — for the once in a blue moon that I actually share something I’ve written

#my art — for when I post some of my art

#luna — for posts about my dog

#magnificent moots — for posts about my mutuals or interactions with them

#pride dragons — my art of dragons based on various pride flags. most active during June

This post will get updated as I find that changes need to be made

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[tturningbacks]

I cannot ship grace with anyone because the thought of a non partnering aroace person living a long fantastic and fulfilling life that doesn't ever involve being romantically involved with anyone and being happy about that is so great and I hope my future is the same. aroace non partnering grace forever. with rocky and adrian and all his eridian friends and family

[jazzy-officia1]

PROPAGANDA PROPAGANDA

WIN THE RACE, VOTE GRACE

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[babblingblueberry]

behold a man

[paramouradrift]

Diogenes would be so proud, y'all

[cadwell-chorvrodonte]

Uhhhhh artfight attacks so far because why the fuck not (sorry to the people i'm mentioning here it's just to give credit to the character)

Bob (DabiObsessed on artfight, dont think they have tumblr)

Eye-Zack ( @alaska-nightrome )

Cory ( @lurplemelon )

"Clown Boy" ( @raised--by--moths )

Egg ( @cupidthefur basically tumblr inactive but they gots a tumblr so fuck it :P )

Bubbles ( @taryn-everwood )

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[hotwingenthusiast]

Eva Stratt really is the woman of all time, no one else is doing it like her. The suns dimming? She knows how to fix it. Nuke Antarctica.

[noelle-ism]

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

:D

[cryptile]

Something my dear friend said to me that i think fits

[no-one-offical]

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[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[crpl-pnk]

you ever realize how able bodied people just are not expected to do things that cause them excruciating physical pain? like they’re just. not

if i shouldn’t use my cane because i can sometimes technically walk without it, it would just hurt like a motherfucker then abled people should no longer be allowed to use potholders to take things out of the oven because i mean

well they could technically pick up a hot pan with their bare hands. it would just hurt like a motherfucker

[crpl-pnk]

*sees an abled person using potholders*

i just think it’s really sad that you’re giving up on yourself like that

[crpl-pnk]

if you use potholders how will you ever build up the calluses necessary to pick up scalding hot metal without burning yourself so severely? it’s like you’re not even trying to get better

[darklingdawns]

I mean, my mother uses potholders, but she’s in her 70s. You’re just… too YOUNG to be resorting to potholders at your age.

[kipplekipple]

If you start using potholders, your inability to hold hot metal will only get worse.

[planouteverythingitwentwrong-de]

As a professional cook I was, and still am, able to pick most stuff up out of an oven without a pot holder. I might get blisters and maybe it will hurt, but usually it won’t

[crpl-pnk]

AMAZING! based on this one specific individual’s experiences i will now safely assume that it’s possible for anyone to overcome hand pain & leave potholders behind for good!!! as long as you want it bad enough, anything is possible!! make this story go viral so that all those self pitying losers who still use potholders know that there’s no excuse

☆♡LIKE & SHARE IF YOU WERE INSPIRED!!!♡☆

[spookthelilguy]

Y'ALL TUMBLRS OFFICIAL BLOG STOPPED ALLOWING REPLIES

[tired-shipper]

what the fuck are they gonna do this time

[without-ado]

Strawberry Full Moon over Ely Cathedral l VeronicaJoPo

[master-john-uk]

29th June 2026. This year's Strawberry Moon was extremely low in the sky, which made it look very large and bright. (A perfect photographic opportunity!)

[no-one-offical]

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[onlytiktoks]

[shinyhappygoth]

Time to FROLIC!

[bobomcfoe-art]

Videos i like so much i painted them

[no-one-offical]

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[duckofmisfortuneoffical]

nonbinary visibility day!!!

ALL NONBINARY PEOPLE -10 STEALTH