Robot Roll Call

Holly, 20 ||NY || Film School Comedy Tina Fey is great so are pigs peace nerds ~~previously avatarallday~~

[onegirlinalltheworld]

[aloe-falsa-deactivated20170621]

[noidedmag]

[oprisco]

[lotrproject]

Tolkien books as clickbait headlines

How Inviting Strangers For Tea Changed This Man’s Life Forever       - The Hobbit You’ll Never Believe How Much Trouble This Guy Went Through Just To Destroy A Piece of Jewelry       - The Lord of the Rings This Man Was Not Allowed To Sing What He Wanted. What He Did Next Will Shock You!      - The Silmarillion

[kumagawa]

[imdope420]

2016 goals:

cum 

get $$$ 

not die 

 chill

[fuks]

Puppy caught eating paper decides killing witness is the only way out.

[kxngtrvy-deactivated20150810]

Smart is attractive

Educate me on some shit I don’t know boo.

[sirskii]

The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus

[jodyrobots]

Same goes for octopi, squid and meninists

[marissawompler]

pratt told us in 2009 and no one believed him

[nowyoukno]

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

[jammerlee]

Emergent behavior at its finest! XD

[joetheyarharpirate-deactivated2]

“And now we would like to demonstrate Watson, the latest in artificial intelligence. How are you, Watson?”

“Fuck off, dickass.”

[pinkmet-al]

So what? Let the machine swear. If you want it to be as intelligent as possible, it should know as much as it can. Fuck’s sake, even AI is sheltered.

[massivelimestonecube]

*pounding on table* LET THE ROBOT SWEAR! LET THE ROBOT SWEAR!

[jami-c]

Watson started saying “bullshit” instead of “false”

…which is one of my favorite things that has ever happened.

[mattmcguigan]

an important lesson about making mistakes:

you can still get a cookie

[anti-terf-deactivated20170715]

How does a robot eat a cookie?

[mattmcguigan]

I think you misunderstand mailbot’s intentions

[vaguelyethereal]

THIS IS SO CUTE

[prokopetz]

Today’s pet peeve: comic book artist who only know how to draw women in high heels, so if a character’s costume doesn’t actually include any, she ends up inexplicably hovering on tip-toes for the whole issue.

[jayknee-deep]

omg this is a thing? I’m fucking dying.

[prokopetz]

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

I get your point but I feel like a lot of that isn’t what you’re thinking When I was a goalkeeper we were taught to move on our toes because it helps keep you on balance if you need to change direction. When someone is fighting, or doing something athletic light that, they’ll often be on their toes, and it makes sense for a character to be drawn that way

[charlesoberonn]

They’re just standing there! On their tippy toes! For no reasom! I’m glad you’re giving them the benefit of the doubt, but this isn’t about battle poses (especially since the men don’t go on their tippy toes, they’re firmly on the ground)

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

Yeah, okay, thats definitely an example of somebullfuckery

[penguintim]

"Heterostraightphobia doesn't exist"

Me, an innocent heterostraight: Good macklemorning to you

Tumbler SWJs:

[armpitsweatstain-deactivated201]

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

[thecutestofthecute]

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]