catch your breath breathe deep we got time

you can call me libs / 25 / CT welcome to my gay blog

[deansprite]

if any of yall still exist add me on my new acct @lickthescorpion 

i heard tell nsfw is back so... here i am

[hitmewithcute]

Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[powerfulwizard]

[evilvillain123456789]

Hugs your pregnant fiancé and when I move away her stomach is deflated and she’s sobbing, and mine is full term and I’m smiling wickedly

[twitterlols]

[memewhore]

[draiks]

[draiks]

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[brucebocchi]

[inkskinned]

Obsessed with the old lady in the store I overheard say, "Well, you know me. I can't resist a gnome"

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

it is 1601. i am a 13 year old girl living in london. me and my schooling friends ask our parents for a penny go to see william shakespeare’s newest tragedy hamlet. during intermission we meet in the center of the cockpit and talk fervently about how hamlet and horatio are in love and analyze the dialogue from pervious scenes and decide that they are endgame. when hamlet gets stabbed with the poison foil we start screaming. horatio grabs the cup to drink poison and a mix of shock and exhaustion (i have been standing for 4 and a half hours) hits me so hard that and i fucking die right there

[thatsbelievable]

[ambientwitch]

hey any other gays have to position your legs at odd and slightly uncomfortable angles for no reason while sitting in a chair of any sort

[for-southendgirls]

[blackpyrefly]

oh? you’re “fandom trash?” *compacts you*

[acceptableduraz]

Is this what we’re calling glomping now?

[blackpyrefly]

worst possible response to this. thank you.

[blacktwitterfunny]

[bird-big]

It feels like fucking a ziploc bag full of juice you didnt miss anything good

[anarchokeith-deactivated2024071]

why have i not unfollowed you

[bird-big]

youre stupid

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

Cant believe I saw you eating ass at the wetlands, nasty bitch!

this sounds like something an elder scrolls npc would walk up to you and say unprompted before walking away

[mxnrique]

for those who don’t understand how bad the record breaking heat was yesterday in LA ☀️🔥

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

anyway hmu if u workin with this