Hello, Queerios.

26; he/him; pdx; polya; wild; bad influence; I will survive; that’s not a promise, it’s a threat.

[werenotreallystrangers]

[dearbisexual]

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

[dearbisexual]

for some reason, with this website, i was able to complete small tasks ive been fruitlessly bugging myself to do for weeks??

anyway, i feel almost good now :^)

[dearbisexual]

im glad this got some notes!!!! i hope it helps y’all find some measure of peace or comfort <3

[fuckyeahsnackables]

This is astonishing. I’m going to use and save.

[calico-pansyboy]

Happy birthday.

[filmnoirsbian]

I think a fun thing would be if we simply didn't have access to information regarding famous people's personal lives and relationships. Like i just think that would be fun and productive for us. We could focus on other stuff, like our own personal lives and relationships. I think that'd be neat.

[filmnoirsbian]

I'd love to go to a movie and watch some employees do their jobs for 2 hours and then leave, satisfied in knowing jack shit abt all of them outside the parameters of a movie screen.

[filmnoirsbian]

Imagine living life free of the constant bombardment of what grocery store celebrities shop at and who walks home from whose apartment in a backwards shirt at 5am. And then one day whilst perusing a book store, you notice a newly released memoir by an actress you liked in multiple roles. And each page is a delight because you hadn't previously known about any of it and it's well written, and because she only wrote what she was comfortable sharing, so the transaction of information is entirely consensual.

[catgirlconspiracy]

the fact that someone can rent a house for 15-30 years and not be considered the owner is atrocious

[mens-rights-activia]

The way people talk about tumblr reminds me of this skdkskksksksks

[guerrillatech]

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes

[kitbulls]

[calico-pansyboy]

Sometimes there are no good answers. Sometimes there are no good goodbyes.

[sistertaxon]

i hope that in another universe the apocalypse happened in 1999 and the only currency is beanie babies

[tabitha1917]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[calico-pansyboy]

FMK: Michael Moore, Rahm Emanuel, Martin Shkreli

I had to do some research on these dudes, but I have come to a decision: Kill Martin Shkreli, easy choice. His price gouging of life saving medications he killed diabetics and I won’t stand for it. Marry Michael Moore. I feel like he’s had a fairly consistent career as a documentarian, and will be able to carry on conversations with me through the course of our marriage. Which leaves Rahm Emanuel to fuck. He seems like he was a pretty chill mayor, but I have questions about his non-sense decision to block the release of footage of police shooting of Laquan McDonald, and later investigation into Chicago PD. We’ll fuck so I can get some more details about what happened from the dancing shoed ex-mayor.

[colorfulcartoon-deactivated2019]

[calico-pansyboy]

I want so many of these as fidgets for my office.

[loverdeluxe]

today is the 02/02/2020 which is the same date backwards and that happens once in a thousand years so that’s cool

[niggazinmoscow]

i hope she is living her best life