award Winning Author

Im the strongest man on earth and the weakest man in the ground

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incredibly specific character interaction but I think they’d get along

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wtf no one told me the cast looked this cool

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it seems all the chemicals i put into his milk and cookies worked as intended

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logging into Facebook to comment “fucking ai slop” under all of the photos of my childhood friends’ newborns

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when I was born they put me in a soup and it gave me bones and it gave me genius and it gave me anxiety