Narcotic Lolipop

I'm a twenty three-year-old Journalist from Brisbane, Australia. I’m a former music writer and photographer for Rave magazine, Pitch zine, Fasterlouder and Offstreet Press among others. I currently write things for a online marketing company. I like cats, all things Japanese, psychology, comics, garage music and alternative music from the 80’s and 90’s. This is a personal blog detailing the inner workings of my brain whilst I work out what to do with my life. Why does this feel like I’m filling out a online dating profile?

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BEYONCE - FORMATION

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“hi optus? can i have dan’s number, i want to take them out for a beer and possibly marriage.”

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Dan from Optus is politely not having any of your racist crap today

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I want to buy Dan from Optus dinner

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Wow!

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That last one is a very polite burn. A+

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Damn, Dan, you are really fucking good at that.

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“Australia is a nation full of languages, some 200 plus of them are native to Australia, but English is not one of those native languages.”

I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY THIS PERSON.

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pls note last one is not a real baby

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Hahahaha the third one does have a striking resemblance to Mark E Smith in recent years. 

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Something for my feminist theory class.

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I’d love to see the reactions to this from a crowd. I can kind of imagine a quiet, solemn understanding from the ladies and a lot of confused questions from the guys… If my memory of art school serves me.

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In 9th grade English we read Laurie Halse Anderson’s “Speak”. For those of you who haven’t read it, the author makes it abundantly clear that the teenage protagonist, Melinda, was raped, before the protagonist actually says it.

Our English teacher asked the boys in the class what happened to Mel. They came up with the most ridiculous answers. Every girl in the class just knew.

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This just goes to show…

Not all men menace women, but yes all women have felt menaced by men.

Every girl understands this because every girl knows the fear implicit in this image.

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Fired and I totally saw it coming too.

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Moulds, mildews, and mushrooms; a guide to the systematic study of the Fungi and Mycetozoa and their literature. ; By Underwood, Lucien Marcus, 1853-1907 on Flickr.

Publication info New York,H. Holt,1899. BHL Collections: New York Botanical Garden

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Rolling Stone Australia — Exclusive: Velociraptor Album Stream

The Brisbane gang's self-titled debut is out August 22 via Dot Dash / Remote Control.

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Joey Ramone, Los Angeles 1977, by Danny Fields.

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Weekly Round Up: This Week in Australian Business

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Eating ramen everyday of my life

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