☆ KHR headcanons ☆ Part 4
✿ Fon was absolutely certain his tea set had exactly 7 cups, but now there are only 6 left... Breathing exercises are great for anger management. Skull appreciated them too, even though he now drinks his tea from a tin can.
✿ Verde claimed that adding color pigment to Reborn's new bullets was just a minor side effect of the experiment. Imagine his surprise when police reports described Reborn's victims as purple bodies with blue polka dots that eventually glowed green even underground.
✿ Colonnello, who was training Sasagawa Ryohei, was pleased with his running results. However, when Ryohei broke through the dense forest and found his mentor missing at the finish line, he was extremely annoyed. Turns out, Falco got stuck in the high pine needles with Colonnello on the way back, so they had to redo the run.
✿ Nothing annoyed Lal Mirch more than having to explain her point multiple times during training. No wonder her wedding ceremony with Colonnello got postponed over and over again.
✿ The 9 Vongola was a wise leader, but he couldn't understand one thing: why are young people so afraid of phone calls? International phone calls. International phone calls with a mafia boss on the other end of the line. Sawada Tsuna was not mentally prepared to explain this in the middle of a school lesson.
✿ Gianini was thrilled to present his new invention for the Vongola, proudly showing off his technical blueprints. It wasn't until the evening that Tsuna asked Reborn if he should politely call and thank Gianini using the phone number helpfully left on one of the drawings. With a smile, Reborn informed him that it was actually the price of the invention, excluding taxes and shipping to Japan.
✿ Spanner could have sworn the new Moska couldn't walk, considering its legs hadn't been attached yet. However, when the robot went missing, Spanner was ready to reconsider his stance. He spent the rest of the evening reading Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus."
✿ Tsuna's father wanted to bring souvenirs from Italy for his wife and son, but asked them not to expect anything too expensive, citing delayed wages at the construction site. Sawada Nana asked for a set of cooking spices, while Tsuna asked his father to get lost.
✿ Basil still actively used archaic Japanese words and expressions, even in writing. Ultimately, when CEDEF arrived in Japan, they were stuck at the airport for about 5 hours due to Basil's bizarre phrasing on the documents. To everyone's collective dismay, the young Japanese border control officer took his job very seriously.
✿ Brutus, Bono, Michael, and Ivan, having received some days off from Dino, decided to go on an overnight camping trip. As luck would have it, the weather turned absolutely awful that exact weekend. In the end, the Cavallone spent the entire following week organizing a search and rescue mission to find their missing colleagues in the woods amidst a storm. The next time, Dino just gave them tickets to a highly guarded nature reserve with a tall perimeter fence. In the winter.
✿ Futa opened his star ranking book once again, according to which the most dangerous mafia boss also happens to be a rock star, a professional dog walker, and a hardcore "Uno" fan. Now, all the leaders are taking turns suspecting each other. But then again, maybe it was just raining that day.
