Get Ready For Madness

a roleplay/ask multimuse blog. M!A: open ******no artwork is mine unless stated.******

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[fluffytail-kills-time-and-space]

This is the most Chaotic Neutral thing I’ve ever seen.

[call-me-criminal]

This is Hero and he needs help to pay for his vet bills! Anything helps! Thank you! gofundme.com/gc2em-help-hero

Click here to support Help Hero! organized by Tiahna Cullen

This is Hero! Such a sweet and handsome boy, unfortunately he has had an accident. Hero got curious and into the garbage and got something t

[call-me-criminal]

‪Does anyone know where the ‬

‪“Did you just hang up on me?”‬

‪“Idk did it sound something like this?” *CLICK* is from???? Me and my boyfriend can distinctly remember this but have no idea where it’s from. If I can’t find a source I’m chalking it up to the #MandelaEffect 😂‬

[para-weird-normal-blog]

[gaaraofsburbia]

Every time somebody disagrees with me on a Mandela effect I quietly add them to the list of people native to the local reality and not my own. With this, my trust in them diminishes slightly. Going forward I need to be more aware of people who might agree with me on one and disagree later - this marks another jump.

[gahdamnpunk]

This is messed up

[epicsheebs]

[nerd-nugget]

Hangry

[robeblr]

Well that’s a fucking mood

[vocalgamer360-deactivated201909]

Damn.

[gywozeppewi-deactivated20200630]

shut the fuck up AND POST

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[sketchypuppos-sketches-deactiva]

it’s 1am. reblog crab dance

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[bironism]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn your badge of satanic red wings

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[rock10zxa]

[underworldfire]

I will reblog anytime I see this

[just-shower-thoughts]

As an atheist, putting my hand on the Bible and saying an oath before testifying to a court is less likely to get me to tell the truth than a pinkey promise

[kaleighbytheway]

When my parents were fighting for custody, I was old enough to have a say, so they put me under oath to assure I was being honest with my feelings. Using my best serious face, knowing what was coming, when offered the bible to swear on, I requested to swear on the secretary’s hole punch, “because it’s far more honest. It says it’s going to punch a hole, and it does, best God I’ve seen today.” My mom buried her face in her hands, my dad sighed and rubbed his forehead. The judge almost choked on his water before telling the bailiff “find this young lady a hole punch!”

[karadin]

San Jose councilman Lan Diep sworn into office with his Captain America Shield

[captain-snark]

I wonder if you could swear on a butt. Like a nice bubble butt. Imagine.

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Germans are WEIRD via Shitty_Car_Mods

[icarus-milano-deactivated202103]

CHANGE YOUR URL.

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[spookyoubliette]

[gay-au-deactivated20140626]

“mickey i am fed up wit your bullshit devil magic”

[planetofjunk]

These shorts really are the best thing to have happened to Mickey’s character in ages.

[brunhiddensmusings]

you say this without acknowledging this was about taking goofy to see ‘potato land’ which he assumed was an amusement park (which was really a welcome to idaho sign) and his lifelong dream, so they have to BUILD a potato themed amusement park before goofy woke up from a nap there was an entire episode (season one, episode one) where mickey and donald were denied service at a takeout restaurant because mickey has no shirt and donald has no pants so to get food they have to combine outfits, leaving one of them naked in a bush

or that they had an episode addressing goofy being a dog, and entering him in a dog show pluto was supposed to be in because he injured pluto rendering him unable to enter

and that on the command ‘beg’ he says ‘please take me back, i can change, she meant nothing to me’

[best-of-memes]

A Grandmother’s Essentials

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

It always baffles me how we all had the same childhood

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I can smell it

[lamejanesbff-deactivated2017091]

^^^^moth balls and soap sets

[tsukithewolf]

Granny perfume.

[relive-the-90s]

my childhood

[cursedcatimages]