butch love letter, pt 2 (a self portrait)
11x14in, acrylic on canvas
part one
prints
Xuebing Du
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
Jules of Nature

roma★
Mike Driver
trying on a metaphor
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
d e v o n
No title available
One Nice Bug Per Day
tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER

Product Placement

⁂

@theartofmadeline

pixel skylines

if i look back, i am lost
No title available
seen from Nigeria

seen from Kenya
seen from Colombia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United Arab Emirates

seen from Netherlands

seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Kenya

seen from Türkiye
seen from Spain

seen from Germany
seen from Nigeria

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Spain

seen from Venezuela
seen from North Macedonia
seen from United States

seen from United Arab Emirates
@kaleighbytheway
butch love letter, pt 2 (a self portrait)
11x14in, acrylic on canvas
part one
prints
one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.
the for you page thinks I'm a gnome
The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been
People making a choice feminism argument for Ariana Grande looking skeletal have me feeling like this
The idea of him just going straight back to law cracks me up
One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that
Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today
it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that
my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position
One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.
I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried
And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.
"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"
I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"
Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.
So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.
So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.
She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.
He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...
"Oh you have a dick?"
"... yeah."
He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says
"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"
And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.
My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"
I do feel the need to add that later he excitedly tell the group that as a straight guy, he never thought that skill would be useful outside hotdog eating contests.
"Man its too bad that im straight since I've got like no gag reflex and all."
"Honey, I must tell you, i am in fact trans and I have not had bottom surgery."
"My god... everything's coming up Jason."
Pure of heart dumb of ass hetero of sexual
If Ratatouille mechanics were real, there would be a whole market of businesses offering the services of operating rats to people who want them, and it'd be like how bees produce honey. People in the rat business would be so exhausted of having to explain over and over again that no, the rats aren't being exploited. If the rats didn't like how they're being treated, they would simply not return. There's no goddamn way to force a rat to be so passionate about playing the saxophone that they'll figure out how to puppeteer a human to do it for them. All that the business does is finding a way to put that specific rat in the hair of someone who's about to go on stage.
The rats 100% think the businesses are being run for their benefit and worry about the humans being exploited.
A rat manager who is a rat and deals on their end of the deal is exhausted of having to explain over and over again that look, an average fully grown adult human being is like 200 times your weight, their hands are very fast and they can throw things better than you want to imagine. If one of them things didn't want you in their hair, you're not going to stay there for long. You'd be yote out the window in two seconds flat.
🐈⬛ Cat lovers(&all animal lovers) around the world, please support 🐾˚ ༘♡ ⋆。˚
Hello, animal lovers♡ I'm Aya, a guardian of 6 cats.
Let me share the problem about cats occuring in Japan.
According to Animal Acution Fund (公益財団法人どうぶつ基金), currently, in Japan, the Ministry of the Environment is trying to designate Ieneko (domestic cats and stray cats in the neighborhood) as "alien species to promote control".
Despite the lack of evidence that cats are causing the decline of rare native species, the government is trying to easily kill cats under the pretext of a World Heritage Site (especially in Okinawa and Amami).
The target includes not only stray cats, but also TNR cats and cats that go outside.
Even the cats kept entirely indoors, it become subject to extermination if they escape outside.
To begin with, cats are animals that cannot be designated as "Specified Invasive Alien Species."
Ieneko(domestic cat) is an animal that has lived with people in Japan for 2,000 years.
The Ministry of the Environment itself explains that the measures against alien species are mainly "living things brought in after 1868", so this does not apply to cats.
It is wrong thing animals that have lived with humans for 2000 years as targets for extermination.
Protecting rare native species is important, but the lives of cats are just as precious.
It should be carried out through this humanitarian and scientific method, not by taking lives.
It is wrong to blame specific animals for the ecosystems and nature that humans have destroyed.
There are no borders for cat (&animal) lovers. Please sign and convey your voice against it.
Thank you for your kindness to read this long post.
♡ from Tokyo, Aya & 6 ex stray cats.
イエネコを「防除推進外来種」にしないよう、環境大臣に求めます 公益財団法人どうぶつ基金
Yep, I might be exterminated while checking my territory just once a year......
I think this is something that needs more details attached. What exactly does the purposed law say? Because honestly, keep your cat inside the house, microchipped in case of emergencies, and go ahead and cull the strays. There is no place in the environment for domestic cats.
Spirit Animal is racist.
Patronus was invented by a transphobe.
I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.
I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.
I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi
do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment