Iván Goncharov

Мой Федя, твой Ванечка

[call-meivan]

@callmefyodor master, now I have a pet.

[callmefyodor]

Is it a bear?

[call-meivan]

How did you know?

[callmefyodor]

I didn’t

[call-meivan]

You did.

[call-meivan]

@callmefyodor master, now I have a pet.

[callmefyodor]

Is it a bear?

[call-meivan]

How did you know?

[call-meivan]

@callmefyodor master, now I have a pet.

[callmefyodor]

Do bears eat ass

[call-meivan]

Maybe?

[callmefyodor]

Maybe?

[call-meivan]

I don’t know, so maybe they do.

[callmefyodor]

Do bears eat ass

[call-meivan]

Maybe?

[callmechuuya]

call-meivan:

“I like… being with you.” He said after a while as he took the plates and left them in the sink.

“I like being with you too,” Chuuya said softly. 

[call-meivan]

Ivan smiled as he got near Chuuya again. “Will you go to sleep now? Or do you have more work to do?”

[callmechuuya]

“A little more work,” Chuuya said. “I usually go to sleep pretty late.” 

[call-meivan]

“Can I stay with you? I will be only reading.”

[callmefyodor]

I’m so mad

[call-meivan]

Master? There is something I can help you with?

[callmefyodor]

Vanya I need to make a friend

[call-meivan]

Maybe we can invite someone to our house?

[callmefyodor]

No no, it’s someone specific. He’d never come over.

[call-meivan]

I can make them come???? Knock them out and bring them to you.

[callmefyodor]

This is why we had no friends as children

[call-meivan]

I hit you when we meet and I’m still your friend. It can work again, no?

[callmefyodor]

What do you feel about Ivan? Do you love him?

Ivan is the worst person in this world who more than anything, deserves death. I hate him. Saying that did not make me sick.

[call-meivan]

I love you too, master.

[callmechuuya]

call-meivan:

“I like… being with you.” He said after a while as he took the plates and left them in the sink.

“I like being with you too,” Chuuya said softly. 

[call-meivan]

Ivan smiled as he got near Chuuya again. “Will you go to sleep now? Or do you have more work to do?”

[callmefyodor]

I’m so mad

[call-meivan]

Master? There is something I can help you with?

[callmefyodor]

Vanya I need to make a friend

[call-meivan]

Maybe we can invite someone to our house?

[callmefyodor]

No no, it’s someone specific. He’d never come over.

[call-meivan]

I can make them come???? Knock them out and bring them to you.

[callmefyodor]

I’m so mad

[call-meivan]

Master? There is something I can help you with?

[callmefyodor]

Vanya I need to make a friend

[call-meivan]

Maybe we can invite someone to our house?

[callmechuuya]

call-meivan:

“It’s weird. Even if I had that much free time I think I would search for someone to follow and do something else.”

“Eh?” Chuuya couldn’t comprehend that. “But there would be so much to see. You’d have a lot to do.” 

[call-meivan]

“Yes, I know I should, but believe me, I’ve worked so long doing… everything for another person, that I don’t know what else to do for myself.” Ivan sighed. “That’s why I help you with… housework too.”

[callmechuuya]

“It’s not to late to learn what you like doing for yourself,” Chuuya said. He wasn’t getting it, and he was a bit concerned. 

[call-meivan]

“I like... being with you.” He said after a while as he took the plates and left them in the sink.

[callmefyodor]

I’m so mad

[call-meivan]

Master? There is something I can help you with?

[callmechuuya]

call-meivan:

“It’s weird. Even if I had that much free time I think I would search for someone to follow and do something else.”

“Eh?” Chuuya couldn’t comprehend that. “But there would be so much to see. You’d have a lot to do.” 

[call-meivan]

“Yes, I know I should, but believe me, I’ve worked so long doing… everything for another person, that I don’t know what else to do for myself.” Ivan sighed. “That’s why I help you with… housework too.”

[rubusrosaceae]

Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

[lesbianwisdom-deactivated202102]

This actually sounds hilarious

[yuna-sempai]

Omg pls ask

[fiddler-unroofed]

This might be the best ask meme yet.

[maya-tl]

Found it.

[callmefyodor]

@call-meivan *looking in the fridge* Vanya, where’s that pudding I made last night?

[callmefyodor]

*walks over and lays one of Ivan’s arms over his shoulders, holding him up* We’re going to get you to bed, Vanya.

[call-meivan]

*hugs him* I’m sorry~~~ I was so mean… it wasn’t true~

[callmefyodor]

Yes, darling, I know. Come on and walk to bed.

[call-meivan]

You know? *walks… or tries to* Are you mad at me? I really eat your pudding and throw it to you…

[callmefyodor]

*more or less dragging him to his room* Right now I’m just concerned about you not falling. Pudding doesn’t matter.

[call-meivan]

It’s ok if I fall… *almost falls before doing it on the bed* Fedya~… I missed you.

[callmefyodor]

*rubs his face, looking tiredly at Ivan* Are you capable of putting pajamas on yourself, or do you need help?

[call-meivan]

I think I can do it by myself… or I can just sleep naked…

[callmefyodor]

I’ll leave you alone then. Good night, Vanya.

[call-meivan]

Can you stay with me, please? Just... for tonight.

[callmefyodor]

@call-meivan *looking in the fridge* Vanya, where’s that pudding I made last night?

[callmefyodor]

*walks over and lays one of Ivan’s arms over his shoulders, holding him up* We’re going to get you to bed, Vanya.

[call-meivan]

*hugs him* I’m sorry~~~ I was so mean… it wasn’t true~

[callmefyodor]

Yes, darling, I know. Come on and walk to bed.

[call-meivan]

You know? *walks… or tries to* Are you mad at me? I really eat your pudding and throw it to you…

[callmefyodor]

*more or less dragging him to his room* Right now I’m just concerned about you not falling. Pudding doesn’t matter.

[call-meivan]

It’s ok if I fall… *almost falls before doing it on the bed* Fedya~… I missed you.

[callmefyodor]

*rubs his face, looking tiredly at Ivan* Are you capable of putting pajamas on yourself, or do you need help?

[call-meivan]

I think I can do it by myself... or I can just sleep naked...