You're wasting your time, love.

i'm loz, i'm 15 and from england. I hate school and almost everyone in it. I am going to become a pediactric therapist, to help kids like me and you. heres to the kids that nobody cares for until its too late.

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in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.

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friends: i need a new profile picture

me: i need a new face

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hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!

me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you

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i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.

and frankly, i’m a bit offended.

AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 

WELL FUCK YOU 

MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT

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what if we have tho

what if we just didn’t know they were our grandkids

what if your best friend has to constantly remind themselves not to call you grandma/grandpa

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with great power comes a great electricity bill

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in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time

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