This Girl's a Dog

Calla palustris is a plant native to swamps and marshes throughout Canada. This flower is toxic and should not be eaten. It will cause harm to you, your pets, and your loved ones. Leave it be.

[viledom]

[greelin]

really? you’re STILL hung up on me trying to kill you? it was only on like twenty separate occasions. Grow up

[hawkpartys]

my "i don't need a rabies shot because i eat the vaxx-laced meatballs that fish & wildlife leaves out for the coyotes" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

[unprotectedmechs]

(flirting) you look like you bruise really easily haha. i can smell fear btw

[pushthemovement]

[jinxproof]

© Tod Seelie

[tlirsgender]

Thinking about characters changing their names.. characters changing their names to run from the past or to reclaim their selfhood or to deny something. Characters who don't remember their names. Characters who can't forget. Etc. And yes of course because they're transgender

[insomniac-arrest]

The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try there is no escaping being yourself forever.

[wellwaterhysteria]

cgi blood will be the death of us all this is unacceptable and also disgusting. make it real. get it everywhere. what's wrong with you.

[toskarin]

I mean you've threatened to kill me a bunch of times. You once told me you were gonna drown me in a river like a kangaroo.

[warm laugh of fond reminiscence] I did do that

[unmedicated-momma]

[ashenmind]

“Living weapon” covers a lot and all of it is hot

[ashenmind]

[bimboid]

[squeakitties]

*explodes into a shower of gore and when the red mist clears i'm completely fine but wearing a different outfit*

[gloomywings]

[oumace]

giggling and kicking my feet as i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill you i kill y

[the-supernatural-atheist]

He served cunt. Nasty, decrepit, rotten, fetid cunt but he did serve it