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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

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we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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trying on a metaphor

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@theartofmadeline
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09_40am
The Royal Shakespeare Company has unveiled production dates and a full creative team for the 'Game of Thrones: The Mad King' stage play.
insane that people look at the story of prince duncan and jenny of oldstones and conclude that actually duncan was the bad guy for following his heart and marrying jenny because he dishonored his betrothal, as if the villain in the story is duncan, and not the systems of power in place that restrict the freedom of people to love and marry whoever the fuck they want to.
like what aspect of the way that grrm told the story makes you think, oh yes, the lesson here is to NOT follow your heart, and to always sacrifice love for duty.
love is the death of duty is a tragedy guys. itās not actually a warning. maester aemon may frame it as such, but as readers I think weāre expected to have a certain amount of reading comprehension to see that grrm isnāt actually vilifying his own characters who chose love over duty, heās condemning the system that forced the choice in the first place.
I miss them so much
fix-it: Baelor survives the tournament but suffers a neurological injury that temporarily affects his fine motor control, making it difficult for him to use his hands normally, Maekar takes care of him during his recovery
Fatherless behavior this, daddy issues that. What about shithead son issues? Huh?
If everything ended different...
Let's pretend they are like this right now š
I need Maekar fics with his controversial young wife that is insatiable. Bonus points if Daeron is tired of hearing them at night. Bonus point is she is Baelorās daughter.
a sunset in sunspear
nghhhhh okay i have some thoughts about baelor and none of them are appropriate. but i have been watching so many of those bertie carvel interview clips on youtube and tiktok and the eye contact??? his soft spoken voice??? that's literally baelor, too. in the show he does talk somewhat gently and always has a level-headedness to him and i can just imagine him talking you through it and making you keep eye contact the whole time. baelor doesn't fuck, he makes love, with slow and deep thrusts, his body all over yours ugh. he can be rough if you ask, but he prefers the sensuality that comes with a slow, loving pace, arms bracketing your head and hands sometimes gently cradling your face, guiding you to keep looking at him when you try to look away or close your eyes whwjjwjdjdj
@fourthcrow the way i screamed reading this, gawdā¦
you just know heās using those long fingers of his to tilt your chin gently and finger softly sliding around your throat to get you to look at him, cool metal of his rings pressing to flushed skin. when your finally adjust your focus and look at him you can see some mixture of lust and carnality and absolute reverence darkening his mismatched gaze.
uuughhh and his voice ?!? the way his tone would be that same dipolmatic tone he uses in council meetings and hearings alike, yet thereās a note of softness and a near-gravelly depth that he reserves solely for you, murmuring āah there she is. just keep looking at me, my darling.ā and ādonāt look away.ā and āthatās my girl.ā in between the kisses he lays to your forehead, your cheek, that place just below your jaw that drives you wild, where his lips linger until your pulse becomes a wild erratic thing beneath his mouth.
oh and donāt even get me started on the way he ever so gently crowds your space with those muscled arms of his, trapping you beneath him with his weight, holding your face so fondly, so that the only thing you can focus on his him and how sweetly he makes love to you.
idk if youāve seen that one video thatās been circulating, i think of bertie carvel as dr. foster. thereās an assuredness in how slowly he takes you, only picking up his pace when heās ensured youāve reached your peak at least once or twice, or as he gets close to his own. he knows heās BIG and just needs to prepare his girl (iām literally foaming at the mouth).
again i state!
iam so down bad.. he truly does make love, and he is taking his time on his heart. š« š
The way the people on this website make.me even more FERAL for this man
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brienne deserves better than jaime is the funniest argument ever ok well she doesn't want better she wants the sisterfucker twice her age whose diaper she changed and if you don't like it take it up with god and george rr martin š¤·
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Cursed AKOTSK social media AU:
Tanselle is one of those tiktokers who makes dragon hand puppets. Dunk is a healthy lifestyle youtuber who focuses on low income people. Aerion has one of those conservative podcasts where you just know the host is a neo-Nazi but he hasn't come out and said it.
They all go to some sort of creator con, where Egg escapes from his family and just decides to follow Dunk around. Aerion is creepy to Tanselle during a meet and greet, when Dunk happens to be at the next table over.
The Trial of Seven is the absolute stupidest drama of the year, where they all go to some park after the con and just beat each other up over Tanselle's honor, with some other famous friends who felt like joining and for some reason Aerion's dad and uncle who are actual political figures who should definitely not be doing this. Rowan streams the entire thing on Twitch and it goes way too viral. She gets banned when Baelor bashes his head on a rock and some real blood gets shown (he ends up being ok), but it's ok because she makes most of her money from her...other platform.
Maekar and Baelor get a ton of bad press after, and so they agree to let Dunk come live in the family mansion as their kids' nanny as a gesture of goodwill. Dunk gets accused of being fake and a sellout but actually gains subscribers. Aerion gets hardcore cancelled after he makes a podcast episode defending his behavior and saying some crazy stuff about women and his siblings and decides he should move to Romania for a few years.
It turns out Raymun is a huge fan of Rowan's Twitch, and they bond after the fight. Raymun ends up helping her get her Twitch back and now they're engaged, apparently???
While the press tnink Maekar and Baelor's actions are immature, social media *loves* the fact Baelor stood up for "the little guy," which saves his political career. Maekar's career is saved when a video of him screaming at Aerion to stop being such a fucking idiot goes viral.
Aemon is one of those supergeniuses who gets into university at ten. Daeron has a YouTube channel where he tries to find various cryptids. He is completely convinced Dunk is Bigfoot's son. He just can't prove it yet.
Raymun and Rowan get accused of faking the relationship for clout because nobody gets married that fast. When Rowan reveals she's pregnant someone posts a tiktok trying to prove she cheated on her ex boyfriend with Raymun because the timeline doesn't match up to when they said they met. Rowan is forced to explain that she didn't cheat but the real father isn't in the picture.
Manfred Dondarrion (who is a shooting game streamer who collabed with Rowan a couple of times) has a twitter crashout about how all women are liars who will leave you and ruin your life around the same time. Debates continue over whether or not this is related.
this is actual gold and now iām tempted to do a twitter/tiktok socmed of this here
Maekar's got 99 problems and these two account for all of them