dying by the hand of a foreign man, happily

hello welcome to whatever the fuck this is || in desperate need of a pinned post || you can call me autumn || she/her, bi || mutuals ily || pls talk to me i want more friends || technically a kotlc blog || other interests include deadloch, shameless (us), lana del rey and jet lag the game || artist (debatable)

[oldastronomer]

[the-oracle-at-delphinitely-not]

Rip Sandor, you would’ve loved Life360

[cosmxc-ars3hol3]

RIP Jolie, you would’ve loved firefighters

[queefsencen]

i hatw this SO much 😭😭😭😭😭

[maryblackwood]

idk maybe romance peaked when maca said that she had cancer and that her cancer was zulema

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[seeker-in-ruins]

you cant spell procrastinate without stina. stina heks win

[queefsencen]

and i knew you’d come back to me

@peepeepoopoo0987 literally my hero & the only reason this got finished 😭😭😭

[camelspit]

music day!! happy solinh week/pride month 🩷 what are they listening to 👀?

@solinhweek

@skylilac

@callas-pancake-tree

@sillyguy-supreme

@steal-nightmares-leave-dreams

@neverseen-nevermore

@abubble125

@purplesoup-lad-le

@gay-otlc

@thefoxysnake

@keeper-of-the-lost-dadwin

@ravs6709

@corruption-exe

@kamikothe1and0nly

@that-glasses-dog

@presidentroarie

@even-if-in-another-time

@nyxpixels

@slozhnos

@katniss-elizabeth-chase

@sofia-not-sophie

@moontoastt

@lemon-girl-in-devil-town

@three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat

@purpleunicycle

@just-a-honey-badger

@loverofallthingssmart

@antisocialdork

@tamsong

@cutebisexualmess

@tastetherainbow290

@gayupstraight

@myfairkatiecat

@famousinfamous

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities

@oroshka

@tw-5

@squishmallow36

@iggydancebreak

@cosmxc-ars3hol3

[queefsencen]

marellinh for the weird kids

[firefox-official]

DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later

[firefox-official]

oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy …

[firefox-official]

What the hell

[inkcapjester]

sokeefe as tangled pt 2!!!

[valtsv]

fascinated by how "dislocate" seems to be a word used almost exclusively to refer to the misalignment of bodies, or parts of the body, from their proper place. it's distinctly anatomical. you don't say "i dislocated my keys" for instance, even though that's technically a correct and coherent sentence.

[valtsv]

on the other hand, it would be really funny to say "i misplaced my shoulder" to announce a devastating injury

[valtsv]

it went that way 👉

[would-you-b-so-k-ind-deactivate]

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

[tree4life25]

This is the best thing I’ve ever read in my life.

[queefsencen]

AITA for burning down a building and killing my ex co worker?

I, 4000 male, thought this guy i used to work with was hot but he was lowkey into this other girl, so i burned down the building he was in and he sort of got barbecued. but im literally just a girl so am i the asshole

[jeannefostergoriot]

Imagining Fintan had a crush on Kenric and that’s why he killed him is low key genius 🤣👏🏻👏🏻

[myfairkatiecat]

NOT A FINTAN-KENRIC-ORALIE LOVE TRIANGLE

[starsandwhales]

I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.

I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)

[geminiagentgreen]

A PAINTING????

[rubixpsyche]

obligatory

SCROLL BACK IT'S ART

[teaboot]

HOLY FUCK

[fintan-pyren]

evil fitz be like