okay now wait just a minute
sit tight and let me tell you a story.
when that seed was planted by a gardener, or by random chance, that tree’s destiny was already sown. it was to become the most famous tree of all its family.
all its ancestor trees were never so well known… there was a great-great grandmother tree who was once proposed under, one lovely afternoon - and abe lincoln once admired a distant ancestor in another part of the country - but that was before he was president, so it doesn’t really count.
and so this little tree grew up with no idea what it would become…… the most hated tree on the planet
despised by voyeurs from every nation
and yet, its sole, innocent purpose - besides exhaling oxygen so one misha collins and jensen ackles had air to breathe while canoodling - was to block the view and shield what was (perhaps) a tentative first-ever cheek kiss, from the hungry eyes of millions.
all the tree’s ancestors are very proud.
and frankly? misha and jensen probably don’t mind this tree either. because who knows what full-view publicity so early in their relationship would have done to alter the course of true love. especially when jensen was so nervous and shy, and always more so around misha.
this tree will live happily ever after, whether we all hate it or not - because it had a destiny, and it fulfilled it in 30 glorious seconds. and now, post-censorship (censor-ship, if you will), it has a new purpose - be the best tree it can possibly be. it will grow new leaves every spring, and sleep, dormant, every winter. and it lives every day remembering what a good tree it is, and how well it did on its big day.
maybe its children will also be the protective guardians of private first kisses. the saviours of budding relationships, which have not yet had a chance to blossom in their own sweet spring-time. knights, perhaps: firmly rooted in their quests to let strangers’ young love bear fruit before the fall.
they are protector trees. these trees exist among us, standing tall in our world.
and if you look outside…? perhaps, if you’re very lucky, you might notice a tree that has shielded you from some experience you never intended to be a part of. bird poop, perhaps. or a gross pervert who enjoys open windows. or maybe a tree simply kept you from being battered by an eager wind, or stung raw by the summer sun.
never forget that each and every tree is here on this planet for a reason, just like you.
IN CONCLUSION - Y'ALL LEAVE THAT POOR TREE ALONE
also they’re totally smooching
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