[supremesaudi]

Stop thinking about everything so much, you’re breaking your own heart.

[callherdvddy]

im so happy i can always count on my wives corinna and celeste kopf to love me <3

[callherdvddy]

hello friendos did u miss me

[callherdvddy]

hey hi so i don’t ever talk about this shit because it’s not who I am but I am a sap now and @didzanepostyet surprised me with a huge billboard promoting call her daddy last night and i’ve been crying ever since

[callherdvddy]

Alex I literally try and flirt with you every time I have the opportunity, but it’s only because I think you’re literally perfect. Your friendship is so achingly appreciated, and I’m so fucking happy to see you in such a good place. You deserve everything warm and good and safe. You deserve so fucking much and I love you endlessly

IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE I LOVE U WIFEY

[smokingpeach]

Should we do some soft anons

[callherdvddy]

wow thank goodness i wasn’t left out

[callherdvddy]

i’d get corinna’s bitch tattooed on me

[callherdvddy]

i think you're a goddess.

you sent this twice but that’s ok i still love u ✨

[al9x-deactivated20210909]

Anonymously tell me something you think about me 💭

[callherdvddy]

this might be controversial of me but cool ranch Doritos are the best Doritos and I said what I said fight me

[callherdvddy]

DAVID I STG THE ANSWER IS YES

[callherdvddy]

corinna and celeste i swear i say this every day but i love u lemme kiss

[callherdvddy]

zane walked in on me taking this photo and the only words that left his mouth were “that’s hot” so hold on lads i think i found a keeper

[callherdvddy]

hello is it time for everyone’s daily dose of ✨ alex ✨

[callherdvddy]

somebody help i want a burrito

[callherdvddy]

merry Christmas Eve i am watching rent because of course I am