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Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”

Us: “We cannot do that.”

Client: “Well, get someone else to do it...

Saw The Good Guy tonight with Bryan Greenberg. Good movie. Love seeing Bryan on the big screen :)

Just saw Shutter Island. Thought it was great. I love Leonardo DiCaprio more and more with every movie.

Winter Recession Fashion. Found one brave soul this morning rocking out this look.

I can't get this song out of my head this week for some reason, and up until this week I hadn't heard it since high school.

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thedailywhat:

Doghouse: “Google Buzz Trick”

Hitler's Reaction to the iPad.

clientsfromhell:

Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”

Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”

Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”

Client: “Optimize the fireball.”

Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”

Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”

Me: “We’ll get right on it.”

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thedailywhat:

Thinking things through: U could be doing it better.

[digg.]

clientsfromhell:

Client: “Hey… I’m just calling to drive you crazy…”

Me: “At least you’re being honest…”

Daria on DVD. I love it!

This was HILARIOUS! It will air on Comedy Central in June.

My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof.

Going to a Comedy Central Taping on Saturday to see some of my favorite Comedians! I can't wait :)

There were 3 definitions available for Callie. My favorite was:

Term used by Rasta for the herb, Cannabis. "Pass the callie, I'll roll a cone."

More Bryan Greenberg! HBO's new show "How To Make It In America"

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