"We've faced everyone, monster and human"

24, she/her

[calliettes-posts]

Fatou Jallow is the love child of Juliette Fairmont and Calliope Burns and no-one can convince me otherwise

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[butchfaith]

how it feels to become an active participant in your own life

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[ryebreadgf]

[scleroticstatue]

Yes, that is my circus, and, yes, those are my monkeys, but I am not on shift yet.

[the-beard-of-edward-teach]

[mizuthe-cat]

damn mutual I don’t engage with that media you’re into but my congrandolances on the situation

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[petermorwood]

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[calliettes-posts]

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[calliettes-posts]

"Tatsächlich hab ich schon echt Angst vor der Einsamkeit da oben. Ich mein, da is so viel zwischen den Sternen. Es ist Millionen von Lichtjahren. Weit und breit einfach nichts."

"Aber wenn du genau hinguckst, ist es grad mal nen daumen-breiter Abstand. Also rein theoretisch musst du keine Angst haben."

"Ich liebe dich. Scheiße, zu früh. Ich, ähm, ich hab noch was für dich. Ja, das ist, äh, schon seit ner weile in meiner Tasche. Das, ähm, letzte Woche mit unserem Streit hat mich echt fertig gemacht. Und ich hab mich nicht getraut. Ich glaub, wärst du so wie ich, würden wir jetzt immernoch einsam und allein irgendwo im Universum rumdülpen."

"Ich liebe dich auch."

[calliettes-posts]

Can you believe its been exactly five years since Kieutou said I love you to eachother and the best ever skam season to exist s6 ended????

[calliettes-posts]

"Kieu My, du bist so schön. Ich hab mir ne Liste gemacht an Dingen die so schön an dir sind. Wie du zum beispiel deine Ohren hinter deinen Haaren versteckst, wie eng du mit deiner Familie bist, und wie du so krass gut mit Horrorfilmen bist. Aber am meisten lieb ich es wenn du lachst. Weil dann seh ich dich. Und wie viel liebe in dir ist"

[calliettes-posts]

Can you believe its been exactly five years since Mittwoch, 18:31 ????????

[greyheadedjaco]

[calliettes-posts]

"Du bist ehrlich, selbstbewusst, super witzig, und scheiss mutig. Ausserdem geht's du mir nicht mehr aus dem Kopf. Also wenn du noch Interesse hast, ich wäre gern mit dir zusammen"

[calliettes-posts]

Can you believe its been exactly five years since Kieu My CLIMBED ONTO A ROOF FOR FATOU AND ASKED HER TO BE HER GIRLFRIEND????

[calliettes-posts]

Can you believe its been exactly five years since Sonntag, 13:28??????