CallistoAngel

Proud Shark Enthusiast

[callistoangel]

The lil boy

The littlest of boys

Any advice for starting commissions ?

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[boycritter]

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[ceruleanheaven]

listening to music will have you come up with groundbreaking thoughts such as i love music. be careful out there

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[pnglove]

[triangleguy]

[zombiezinmydreams]

[scullockhart]

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[sleepyjim2]

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[pansyfemme]

this website is so full of morbidly depressed people its kind of refreshing actually. no glamour no spectacle of a perfect life even the biggest blogs here are run by suicidal transsexuals with messy rooms who have strange sexual fantasies. found my people

[louisegluckpdf]

i remember learning the word melancholy at age 7 or something and thinking oh this word's gonna be huge for me

[bowenoke]

did you know if you are good enough at time management you can sleep 17 hours straight and not sleep at all the next night? the reviews are coming in, critics are raving: "this is not a good idea" and "please go to bed" "wow those are some eye bags, are you sick?"