Karkat saved my worthless life

Felix xey/he, queer unlabeled guy- feel free to ask about any of that btw!! I like podcasts, strange gay music andhomestuck, asks always open!!! Send me stuff!! I block freely! Pfp from this picrew https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2795963

[analogtaxonomist]

Go follow my wife @ganyhow this is a threat

[hisinfernalvamp666]

I jerked it too hard it fell off and that's why i have no penis

[insert-witty-user-name-here]

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization

[brainstreams]

[terramythos]

piss poor reading comprehension???? simply drink water and you will have an abundance of piss

[ferrocyan]

piss rich reading comprehension

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I'm flattered you say we piss on the rich

[threedollarsdotcom]

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

[parawyrm]

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[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[lastoneout]

"This is some Light Yagami bull shit you are about to pull" <- Littany against avoiding small embarrassing/awkward moments that don't matter with over the top ass mind games.

[justnattyoblr]

If i had a nickel for every time wifies made an ARG video about a homosexually coded duo where one person died in the name of their cause while introducing the other character that was seemingly chosen by some eldtrich entity to a world that shouldnt be able to exist in a sandbox block game

Id have two nickles

Which isn't a lot but what is with wifies and doomed yaoi

[and-fishing-equipment]

in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

is it SINCERE

was it CATHARTIC

was it FUN TO MAKE

is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly

[honey-darling-sweetie-gravy]

Before Deltarune Today I want to cash in on the "Dess is a Vriska" theory early

[r4v3nzcr0ws]

people will scream and shout and cry that vriska isnt a lesbian because shes canonically been attracted to men, but all of those "men" are either canonically transfem or absurdly transfem coded. food for thought.

[fluffysylveonn]

people discoursing over homestucks makes me so sad. they were all just kids

[aro-aceattorney]

Characters who are Vriskas:

Vriska Serket (for obvious reasons)

Azula (ATLA)

Shauna Shipman (Yellowjackets)

Kipperlilly Copperkettle (Dimension 20)

Catra (She-ra)

Helena Eagan (Severance)

Chappell Roan (real life)

Characters who are NOT Vriskas:

Franziska von Karma

Aelwyn Abbernant

Regina George

A female character being mean and bitchy =\= a Vriska. To be a Vriska they MUST make people so palpably angry that they start fights on the internet about it.

[tyzias-ennnntykk]

Great news from the Homestuck Fandom Survey!!!!

OUR GIRLS STILL TOPPING THE CHARTS!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOOOOO