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[psychotiictheoryarchive-blog]

            CARNIVOR and voyeur             Stare at  the  transmittal             Sing to the DEATH rattle

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                                                               We  all  feed  on  TRAGEDY                                                                It’s like BLOOD to a vampire

[malydiawrites-blog]

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

[silverskins]

“Are you breaking up with me?” “Are you having nightmares again?” “Anything you want to say?” “Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.” “Balloons? Really?” “Be quiet!” “But what if we get caught?” “Can you not?” “Care to tell me what’s going on?” “Come find me.” “Did you even love me?” “Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?” “Don’t look at me like that.” “Don’t touch me.” “Do you love him/her?” “Do you love me?” “Everyone leaves.” “Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“  “Fine, I’ll go.” “Finally!” “Fight me for it.” “Fuck it.” “Get away from me.” “Gotcha!” “How high are you?” “How did you get here?” “I bought a goat.” “If what we had was real, how could you be fine?” “I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.” “I hate you.” “I’ll bet you a dollar.” “I said that I’m in love with you.” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m going to kill you.” “I’m not eating that.” “Is that a chicken?” “It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.” “Jokes on me, huh?” “Just friends?” “Just let me go.” “Just tell me the truth!“  “Kiss me.” “Kicking someone is not a form of romance.” “Let me explain.” “Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.” “Maybe you should go.” “Maybe fuck you will be our always.” “May need you to bail me out of jail.” “Miss you.” “No. The answer is no.” “Not drunk enough for this.” “Never, ever doing that again.” “Okay, I know this looks bad…” “Please don’t.” “Please stop talking.” “Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.” “Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.” “Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.” “Quit being annoying.” “Really, where were you?” “Right. Of course it’s my fault.” “Silly of me to think you actually cared.” “Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.” “So… How’s the weather?” “Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.” “There’s something wrong with you.” “This definitely isn’t what it looks like.” “Us? There is no us.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “Unfortunately, she/he said no.“  “Very cute.” “We can’t do this.” “Was it just a lie?” “Wait, what did you just say?” “Wait! Hold on!“  “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “What the hell?” “Why are you naked?” “Why is there silly string everywhere?” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“  “Without you, I’m lost.” “X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?” “You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.” “You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…” “Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.” “Zelda is more important right now.“ 

[devittsprince]

[callmecrvzy-blog]

Detective Johnathan Shaw meets Detective Ani Bezzerides

[veilled-deactivated20160315]

hunger games trilogy || starters

feel free to change pronouns , tenses , etc .

❝  it takes 10 times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart .❞ ❝  why am i not dead ? i should be dead .❞ ❝ having an eye for beauty isn’t the same thing has having a weakness .❞ ❝  i wish i could freeze this moment , right here , right now , & live in it forever .❞ ❝  no one really needs me .❞ ❝ remember , we’re madly in love , so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it .❞ ❝  i am not pretty . i am not beautiful . i am as radiant as the sun .❞ ❝  you love me . real or not real ? ❞ ❝  ally . friend . lover . victor . enemy . fiancee . target . mutt . neighbor . hunter . ally. i’ll add it to the list of words i use to try to figure you out.  ❞ ❝  here it’s safe , here it’s warm .❞ ❝  i’m not like the rest of you . there’s no one left i love .❞ ❝  i’m very hard to catch , & if they can’t catch me , they can’t kill me .❞ ❝  stupid people are dangerous .❞ ❝  you don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope .❞ ❝  you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug .❞ ❝  my nightmares are usually about losing you .❞ ❝  for there to be betrayal , there would have to have been trust first .❞ ❝  destroying things is much easier than making them .❞ ❝  here’s some advice . stay alive .❞ ❝  they’ll either want to kill you , kiss you , or be you .❞ ❝  you’re not leaving me here alone .❞ ❝  well , i don’t have much competition here .❞ ❝  you here to finish me off , sweetheart ? ❞ ❝  i stand by what i said . do you want me to lie about it ? ❞ ❝  because i’m selfish . i’m a coward . ❞ ❝  you & me , we’re even . no more owed . you understand ? ❞ ❝  if we burn , you burn with us .❞ ❝  what ? do you find this distracting ? ❞ ❝  i can still rip your throat out .❞ ❝  where’s loverboy ? ❞ ❝  i’m the kind of girl who , when she might actually be of use , would run to stay alive and leave those who couldn’t follow to suffer and die .❞ ❝  the kisses have the opposite effect , of make my need greater . i thought i was something of an expert on hunger , but this is an entirely new kind . ❞ ❝  hope . hope is the only thing stronger than fear .❞ ❝  a spark could be enough to set them ablaze . ❞ ❝  kind people have a way of working their way inside me and rooting there .❞ ❝  whatever breaks you .❞ ❝  i am in pain . that’s the only way i get your attention . ❞ ❝  i’m not going anywhere . i’m going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble .❞ ❝  imagine thousands of your people , dead . your loved ones , gone . ❞ ❝  i hate being so alone .❞ ❝  don’t make me sorry i restarted your heart .❞ ❝  they will kill us .❞ ❝  you know , you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him .❞ ❝  please feel free to take this personally . ❞ ❝  at some point , you have to stop running & turn around and face whoever wants you dead .❞ ❝  aim higher in case you fall short .❞ ❝  some walks you have to take alone .❞ ❝  whatever breaks you .❞ ❝  well , you’re a piece of work , aren’t you ? ❞ ❝  isn’t it strange that i know you’d risk your life to save mine , but i don’t even know what your favorite color is ? ❞ ❝  you are my life .❞ ❝  i’m here to help you make an impression .❞ ❝  you have no idea . the effect you can have .❞ ❝  if desperate times call for desperate measures , then i am free to act as desperately as i wish .❞ ❝  so when did I become so special ? ❞ ❝  you’re not afraid i’ll kill you tonight ? ❞ ❝  technically , i am unarmed . but no one should underestimate the harm fingernails can do .❞ ❝  i doubt they’ll figure out our plan , since we can barely understand it ourselves .❞ ❝  mess with us & we’ll do something worse than kill you . we’ll kill your children .❞ ❝  you’re kind of squeamish for such a lethal person .❞ ❝  you’re not going to die . i forbid it . all right ? ❞ ❝  i thought we had an agreement not to lie to each other. ❞ ❝  closing my eyes doesn’t help . fire burns brighter in the darkness . ❞ ❝  jealousy is certainly involved . ❞ ❝  what is the worst pain ? to me , it’s always the pain that is present . ❞ ❝  i’ve been down by the stream collecting berries . would you care for some ? ❞ ❝  may the odds be ever in your favor .❞ ❝  what i need is the dandelion in the spring . the bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction . the promise that life can go on , no matter how bad our losses .❞ ❝  ____ ? maybe some pants ? ❞ ❝  i can’t tell what’s real anymore , & what’s made up . ❞ ❝  i knew you’d kiss me . ❞

[callmecrvzy-blog]

rpmememaker:

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[memeroundups]

Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }

“So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”

“Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”

“That can’t seriously be it…”

“Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”

“Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”

“Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”

“Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”

“You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”

“Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”

“Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”

“So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”

“Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”

“Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”

“These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”

“If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”

“Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”

“Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”

“That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”

“So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”

“Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”

“Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”

“Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”

“Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”

“Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”

“Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”

“You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”

“Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”

“I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”

“I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”

“Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”

“Please don’t… spank me next time…”

“Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”

“You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”

“I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”

“Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”

“I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”

“Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”

[callmecrvzy-blog]

TFLN Sentence Starters (Part 3)

[TEXT] Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.

[TEXT] Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...

[TEXT] You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.

[TEXT] I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season

[TEXT] Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.

[TEXT] The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath

[TEXT] The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.

[TEXT] Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots

[TEXT] 2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo

[TEXT] When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want

[TEXT] I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.

[TEXT] The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow

[TEXT] I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft

[TEXT] I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok

[TEXT] Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.

[TEXT] My ass is underappreciated

[TEXT] I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

[TEXT] Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.

[TEXT] I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire

[TEXT] I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.

[TEXT] Just put me in your contacts as coyote

[TEXT] You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks

[TEXT] Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?

[TEXT] Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I

[TEXT] Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw

[TEXT] Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?

[TEXT] It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.

[muse--memes]

a hella long list of adele sentence starters

[ 19 ]

“He would be hard to chase, but good to catch.”

“He could change the world.”

“You can tell that he’ll be there for life.”

“There’s no way I could describe him.”

“Say that it’s always been me.”

“I’m the one for you.”

“You should know that you’re just a temporary fix.”

“It don’t mean that much to me.”

“You’re just a filler in the space that happened to be free.”

“How dare you think you’d get away with trying to play me?”

“Why is it every time I think I’ve tried my hardest, it turns out it ain’t enough?”

“What am I supposed to do to make you want me properly?”

“I’m taking these chances and getting nowhere.”

“I know things may never change.”

“Despite the truth that I know, I find it hard to let go and give up on you.”

“I’ve made up my mind, don’t need to think it over.“ 

“This ain’t lust, I know this is love.”

“If I tell the world, I’ll never say enough 'cause it was not said to you.”

“Should I give up?”

Keep reading

[agent-timross]

A note about shipping with me

[callmecrvzy-blog]

ventusdraconis:

I probably already ship it

not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

I will never pressure you into a ship

if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior

if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.

that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.

ships are usually in their own separate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.

if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

[callmecrvzy-blog]

I’m gonna be reblogging a crapload of memes while I’m at work in the next couple of hours and set it on the QUEUE. If we’ve got nothing going on or if you wanna just send something in, it’s FREE GAME. Do what ya want and send some stuff in. Lord knows with these past few days, I need something to keep my head in tact.

[soldoutboughtin-blog]

Fuck…

“…..Just move your damn car… Please.”

Of course he’d bad mouthed a cop. Of course he did. As if this day couldn’t get any fucking worse. Knowing he’d have to put up with Roman’s smug fucking face and Dean creeping around the damn corner, now this…?

“You a real cop…? I’ll get you front row seats if you do me a favour…”

[callmecrvzy-blog]

             “Y’know, I would’ve gotten ANOTHER car, but CAMARO’S are             a classic. ‘don’t really like to ride ‘round in Mustangs. This kind’a             car is a lil’ underrated cause of it’sPOOR PERFORMANCE. ‘sides,             ‘not often y’see a yellow muscle car parked in front of a building to             enjoy a good wrestlin’ show when the driver is OFF DUTY.”

Oh, how he loved to TOY with people at times. He supposed the incident over at METRO SOUTH made him such a disturbed creature of habit; nothing mattered to him nowadays, unless it was work related. It was a damn SHAME just how absorbed he was in his own job.

            “Why would I LIE? ‘not the kind’a guy that just waves ‘round a badge for             the GIGGLES. Y’treat everyone this way BEFORE and AFTER a show, or             is it jus’ your ego gettin’ in over your head?”

[soldoutboughtin-blog]

“You see this building you’re parked in front of? This arena? This is my god-damn kingdom for the week. Which means I get the parking spot up front next to the bosses. What are you, the janitor or something? Might let you clean the Champ’s car if you say please like a civil guy.”

[callmecrvzy-blog]

             “Why do people always insist on using THAT LINE as an insult?             C’MON. Bad day at the office? ROUGH DAY with the locals? Or             did someone kill your dog? I’m only here to enjoy the SHOW --” 

He was quick to flash his badge from the inside pocket of his leather jacket. 

            “’jus’ an ORDINARY guy with some gold wantin’ to have a relaxin’              day here, but I see SOME PEOPLE ain’t so welcoming, huh?”

[rpmemes-gallery]

;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters

❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞

❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞

❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞

❝ He has no pulse! ❞

❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?

❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞

❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞

❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞

❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞

❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞

❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞

❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞

❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞

❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞

❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞

❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞

❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞

❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞

❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞

❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞

❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞

❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞

❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞

❝ I lost my shoe! ❞

❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞

❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞

❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞

❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞

❝ Glad you’re back. ❞

❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞

❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞

❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞

❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞

❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞

❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞

❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞

❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞

❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞

❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞

❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞

❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞

❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞

❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞

❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞

❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞

❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞

❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞

❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞

❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞

❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞

❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞

❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞

❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞

❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞

❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞

❝ You’re my person. ❞

❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞

❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞

[alexasbliss]

[callmecrvzy-blog]

It’s Burke, he’s dirty and i’ve got the evidence. 

[callmecrvzy-blog]

I’ll be on this account tomorrow after I come back from the gym/work, and BEFORE a wrestling pay-per-view. For the time being, find me on @psychotiictheory !

[callmecrvzy-blog]

Actually, yeeeeh, no. Find me on @psychotiictheory for the night. I can’t come up with a solid theme for this account and I’m like GRRR status right now. Heads up to people here who frequent Shaw more: if you can’t find me here, you can always find me there and we can do stuff and things. That’s my MAIN ACCOUNT...or whatever the cool kids call it these days.

[callmecrvzy-blog]

Theme makeover is overdue on this account. I’m displeased with this one right now tbh. After the theme, I’ll be here and over at @psychotiictheory HTML will forever be the goddamn death of me.